SKRULL WATCH!

WOLVERINE AND MS. MARVEL
LETS DISCUSS MS. MARVEL. KIDVIC, THIS SECTION IS FOR YOU...... OK, SO IN HER OWN SERIES, WE FIND OUT THAT THERE IS A MS. MARVEL SKRULL IMPOSTOR ON THE LOOSE. BITCH HAS BEEN DOING SOME CRAZY STUFF THAT IS OUT OF CHARACTER..... SHE FUCKED WONDER MAN! YES......FUCKED WONDER MAN.... (LET IT SINK IN KIDVIC!) DID IT MAKE SENSE? NOT REALLY.... SEX IS ALWAYS AWESOME IN COMICS, BUT IT WAS OUT OF NOWHERE AND OUT OF CHARACTER. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT IF MY EYE THEORY HOLDS, THEN SHE IS A SKRULL CUZ THAT BITCH HAS BLUE EYES!

HERE IS THE BIG ONE.....WOLVERINE...
AS I SAID BEFORE, I BEGAN RE-READING THE TIE INS, AND IN AN INTERVIEW, BENDIS (STORY WRITER) STATED THAT THERE ARE A LOT OF CLUES IN THE FIRST ARC OF THE NEW AVENGERS. THATS WHERE I BEGAN. WOLVERINE JOINS THE NEW AVENGERS BETWEEN ISSUES 3 AND 4. HE WAS RECRUITED FOR BEING IN THE SAVAGE LAND WHEN THE NEW AVENGERS WERE THERE. I FORGOT WHO ASKED, BUT THEY ASKED HIM WHAT HE WAS DOING THERE. HE DIDNT REALLY SAY, WHICH I FOUND ODD. LOOKING BACK, IT SEEMED LIKE HE WAS THERE BECAUSE HE KNEW THE NEW AVENGERS WERE GUNNA BE THERE OR HE HAD SOME PRIOR KNOWLEDGE OF SOMETHING. I WAS TALKING TO A FRIEND ABOUT THIS AND HE TOLD ME THAT HE READ SOMEWHERE THAT LOGANS EYES ARE BROWN.. NOW ISNT THAT INTERESTING............. IMMA GO OUT ON A LIMB AND SAY THAT WOLVERINE IS A SKRULL..... YES I CALL IT! WOLVERINE=SKRULL!!!! IS THE REAL WOLVERINE OUT SOMEWHERE ON A MISSION? DID THEY CAPTURE HIM? WHOP KNOWS, BUT ILL STICK WITH MY THEORY.

HEROES OF THE 70'S
AS YOU MAY KNOW (OR NOT) OUR HEROES IN THE SAVAGE LAND OPENED UP THE SKRULL SHIP THAT FELL FROM THE SKY. ONCE THEY OPENED IT, SHITLOADS OF CHARACTERS CAME OUT.... ALL DRESSED FROM THEIR 70'S ERA. I THINK THESE HEROES ARE MIXED WITH THE REAL ONES AND FAKE SKRULL IMPOSTERS. THE ONES THAT THE SKRULLS KIDNAPPED WERE HELP SOMEWHERE, AND THEY PLANTED SKRULLS AMONG THEM TO PSYCH THEM OUT. THUS WHEN THEY LANDED BACK ON EARTH, THEY ALL BELIEVE THEY ARE THE REAL ONES, WHEN SOME ARE NOT. WHY DO THIS? TO KEEP AN EYE OUT ON WHAT THEY ARE ALL DOING. TO DISTRACT THEM AND GET THEM KILLED, OR SIMPLY TO JUST MAKE THEM LOSE TRUST AMONGST EACH OTHER. LETS GET TO THE LIST OF THESE CHARACTERS...

1.SPIDER-MAN- REVEALED TO BE A SKRULL. MAKES SENSE TOO, BECAUSE ALL THE "ONE MORE DAY" AND "BRAND NEW DAY" WOULD BE FOR NOTHING. BESIDES, IT WOULD TAKE AWAY FROM ALL THAT SPIDEY HAS DONE AND BEEN TRHOUGH SINCE THE 70'S AND IT WOULD JUST MAKE IT ALL BULLSHIT! GLAD 70'S ERA SPIDEY IS A SKRULL

2.LUKE CAGE- I THINK HE MAY BE A SKRULL. WHY? I DUNNO I JUST THINK HE IS.

3. EMMA FROST(THE WHITE QUEEN)- I THINK SHE MAY BE THE REAL ONE. FIRST OF ALL, SHE WAS A VILLAIN. SHE THEN TURNED GOOD AND BECAME CO-HEADMISTRESS OF THE XAVIER INSTITUTE. ALTHOUGH IT IS POSSIBLE TO CHANGE SIDES, WITH HER......I DUNNO. BESIDES IT GIVES CYCLOPSE MORE OF A STORY IF TRUE.

4. THOR- WITHOUT A DOUBT A SKRULL!! THEY JUST BROUGHT HIM BACK IN A NEW SERIES. IT WOULD BE STUPID TO MAKE HIM A SKRULL

5.BEAST- I BELIEVE HE MAY BE THE REAL ONE. I KNOW THE POWERS THAT BE AT MARVEL HAVE BEEN WANTED TO REVERT BEAST TO HIS OLD APE-LIKE APPEARANCE. WHAT A GREAT WAY TO DO IT. IF HE IS THE REAL ONE, THEN THE IMPOSTER THAT IS IN THE INSTITUTE IS IN A VERY GOOD POSITION TO DO MUCH DAMAGE AS THE X-MEN GO TO BEAST FOR MANY THINGS.

6. WONDER MAN- SKRULL. I DONT SEE A REASON WHY THEY WOULD REPLACE HIM. HE CANT DO MUCH DAMAGE CONSIDERING HES NOT ON THE A-LIST ROSTER.

7. SUE STORM- IT WOULD MAJKE FOR SOME GREAT F4 STORIES IF SHE TURNED OUT TO BE THE REAL DEAL. SO FOR THE SAKE OF WONDERING WHAT THE REST OF HER TEAM WOULD DO, ILL SAY SHES THE REAL DEAL.

8.JEAN GREY (PHOENIX)- I LOVE THE PHOENIX!! THEY ALWAYS KILL AND RESSURECT HER. HOW AWESOME WOULD IT BE IF SHE WERE THE REAL JEAN GREY! PHOENIX WOULD BE BACK! I WANT HER BACK! BESIDES, HOW TORN WOULD SCOTT SUMMERS BE CONSIDERING HE IS NOW FUCKIN EMMA FROST.... THE STORIES!!!!! I JUST WANT PHOENIX BACK! MAKE HER THE REAL DEAL MARVEL!!!! AND DONT FUCKIN KILL HER AGAIN! UR JUST GUNNA END UP BRINGING HER BACK IN SOME LAME WAY! THIS WOULD BE AN AWESOME WAY TO BRING HER BACK INTO THE FOLD!

9. IRON MAN-......CAN GO BOTH WAYS. I DO BELIEVE THE 70'S ERA IRON MAN IS A SKRULL THO. HE HAS DONE TOO MUCH IN THE MARVEK UNIVERSE. THE CIVIL WAR STORY WOULD JUST NOT HAVE AS MUCH OF AN IMPACT.

10.MS. MARVEL- SKRULL FOR SURE. THERE ARE ALREADY 2 OUT IN THE MARVEL UNIVERSE. WHY WOULD THEY MAKE 2 SKRULLS OF HER? IT WOULD BE STUPID.

11. CAPTAIN AMERICA- SKRULL! THE "DEATH OF CAP" WAS A HUUUUUGE STORY. I DONT THINK MARVEL WOULD FUCK UP WHAT IS SURE TO BE A CLASSIC STORY FOR THE SAKE OF JUST BRINGING HIM BACK. I WOULD BE DISSAPOINTED!

12. MOCKINGBIRD- DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HER OR CARE FOR HER, AND I DONT GIVE A RATS ASS!

13. VISION- SKRULL! VISON IS A ROBOT.....WHY MAKE A SKRULL OF HIM?

14. SCARLET WITCH- SKRULL! SHE SINGLE HANDEDLY BROKE UP THE AVENGERS, AND MADE OUR HEROES GO THROUGH THE "HOUSE OF M" STORYLINE. SHE DRASTICALLY DECREASED THE MUTANT POPULATION. I DOUBT A SKRULL CAN MIMIC HER POWER TO THAT LEVEL.

15. HAWKEYE- POOR GUY! HE DIED, WAS BROUGHT BACK. DIED AGAIN, AND BROUGHT BACK! JUST CUZ I FEEL BAD FOR HIM, ILL SAY HES THE REAL DEAL.