Saturday, April 26, 2008

BEEN A WHILE...

OK, SO ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I POSTED MY LAST BLOG. MANY THINGS HAVE HAPPENED....MANY GOOD THINGS!

FIRST OFF, I NOW HAVE A NEW CAMCORDER TO FILM MY UPCOMMING MOVIE! ITS GUNNA BE AWESOME!!! KEEP A LOOK OUT FOR IT.

OK, SO KIDVIC, JEFF AND I HAVE STARTED THIS NEW PROJECT WE WANNA DO..... HOPEFULLY WE WILL START IT THIS WEEKEND. WE R ALL STOKED ABOUT IT..... IF ALL GOES AS PLANNED, I WILL DEBUT THE START OF IT THIS SUNDAY!

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

VANESSA AND HER GEEK!

OK, SO INSTEAD OF BLOGGING FOR TODAY, I DECIDED TO MAKE A VLOG!

CHECK IT OUT!!!

Monday, April 14, 2008

ROSIES ROADTRIP

ROSIE NEEDED SOME CRAFTS FOR A PROJECT SHES DOING. EARLIER IN THE DAY I HAD TALKED TO VIC AND HE SAID HE WOULD GO WITH US WHEN WE WENT. I PICKED HIM UP AND SOMEHOW JEFF CAME EVEN THOUGH HE WASNT INVITED! HA HA! JUST KIDDING!

OUR FIRST STOP WAS AMAZING COMICS! ROSIE WAS MAKING FUN OF VICS SHOES CUZ THEY WERE SHINY! SHE HAD A GOOD TIME WITH THE GEEKS IN HER LIFE (ALTHOUGH KIDVIC WAS MISSING!)

AFTER SPENDING A WHILE THERE, WE HEADING TO PIZZAMANIA, A PLACE I GO EAT A LOT BY CSULB.

WE GRUBBED AND HEADED TO MICHAEL'S TO BUY THE STUFF ROSIE NEEDED.

ONE RULE I HAVE WHEN PPLE ARE IN MY CAR IS THAT WHEN "PRISONER OF SOCIETY" BY THE LIVING END IS ON, EVERYONE MUST SING OUT LOAD!!! I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF U DONT KNOW THE SONG...U JUST HAVE TO PRETEND TO KNOW IT AND SING ANYWAY! ROSIE, MY OWN BLOOD RELATIVE, BROKE THIS RULE!!! I WILL LET HER SLIDE THO! JUST THIS ONCE!

WE PROCEEDED TO BEST BUY WHERE THE FUN CONTINUED!


VIC HIT JEFF IN THE NUTS, WE SHOPPED AROUND FOR MOVIES AND MADE A VIDEO OF JEFF USING THE IMAC.


HERE IS THE VIDEO!


AFTER BEST BUY, WE CAME TO MY HOUSE TO WATCH "THERE WILL BE BLOOD." AWESOME MOVIE!!

GRUB AND A SHOTGUN

ON SATURDAY NIGHT, OUR PLANS FOR GRUBBIN IN CHINATOWN FELL THRU. WE DECIDED TO GRUB AT THE ELEPHANT BAR. LE GANG INCLUDED ALEX, NESSA, VIC, KARILO, JEFF AND MYSELF. I WONT BORE WITH SPECIFIC DETAILS, BUT RATHER FOCUS ON SOME OF THE HIGHLIGHTS!
- ALEX TOLD US THE STORY OF HOW SHE BROUGHT HER DOG PANCAKE BACK TO LIFE USING CPR
- WHEN ORDERING FOOD, ALEX SAYS "HI, MY NAME IS ALEX AND I WOULD LIKE TO GET...."
- KARILO ATE FOOD!!
- VIC DIDNT GIVE ALEX ANY OF HIS ICE CREAM COOKIE
-ALEX GOT CRAYONS AND MASKS
-KARILO NAMED ALEX LETTUCE WRAPS AND OUR WAITER WAS BUSTING UP WITH LAUGHTER!


AFTER WE ATE, AND HAD A FEW LAUGHS WITH THE WAITER, WE DECIDED TO LEAVE. WE DROPPED OFF THE GALS AND VIC, THEN PROCEEDED TO GO TO ADAMS HOUSE.


WE MET ONE OF BRENDA'S FRIEND, LILY. SHE WAS KOOL

TURNS OUT SHE KNOWS SOME OF MY OLD BEST FRIENDS FROM WHEN I WAS LIKE 6 YEARS OLD! IT WAS CRAZY!

MORE CRAZINESS ENSUED WHEN ADAM'S COUSIN BRENDA BROUGHT OUT A SHOTGUN!

THE FUNNIEST THING OCCURRED WHEN ONE OF THE GUYS THERE TRIED FREESTYLING TO REGGAE....FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!! THAT GUY JUST MOANED TWICE!

ALL IN ALL, I HAD A GOOD TIME!

Saturday, April 12, 2008

SOME BITCH STOLE MY PAID CARWASH!

I WENT WITH MY NEICE TO SHELL TO PUT GAS IN MY CAR. I DECIDED TO GET MY CAR WASHED WHILE I WAS THERE.

I PULL UP TO THE CAR WASH AND I SEE THAT THE LADY IN FRONT OF ME WAS DONE. SO I PUT THE CODE INTO THE MACHINE AND THE LADY THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO LEAVE BACKED UP INSTEAD OF GOING FORWARD WHEN IT WAS OVER, SO THE MACHINE STARTED AGAIN!

FUCKIN COOCHIE WAS GETTING MY PAID CAR WASH!!!!!

MY NEICE WAS LAUGHING AND CALLING HER A PENDEJA!

BEFORE I WAS GUNNA GO TALK TO THE MANAGER AT SHELL, THE MAN IN THE CAR BEHIND ME HAD JUST GOTTEN OFF HIS SHIFT AND SAW WHAT HAPPENED. HE WENT AND GOT ME ANOTHER CODE AND WAS MOUTHING OFF STUPID PEOPLE THAT DONT KNOW HOW CAR WASHES WORK.

I HOPE THEY RUN OVER THAT FUCKIN COOCHIE!

IF I EVER SEE HER, ILL HAVE THE PLEASURE OF DOING IT MYSELF!

MOVIE

AS SOME OF U ALREADY KNOW, IM GUNNA START FILMING A SHORT FILM SOON. IM CURRENTLY WORKING ON THE SCRIPT. THE IDEAS ARE MOSTLY MAPPED OUT AND I SHOULD START FILMING SOMETIME THIS WEEK. IT WILL TAKE ME A DAY OR 2 TO EDIT AND GIVE IT THE FINAL TOUCHES. KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR UPDATES!

ITS GUNNA BE AWESOME!!!!!!

SPECIAL THANKS TO KARILO AND VIC FOR HELPING ME OUT!

MY BUFFY PRESENT!

THANK YOU EVELYN!!!!!!

SO NOT TOO LONG AGO, MY BRO CALLED ME SAYING THAT HIS GIRLFRIEND WANTED ME TO GO OUTSIDE.... I WENT THINKING SHE JUST WANTED TO SAY HI. TO MY SURPRISE SHE HAD A BOOK WITH HER.

UPON GREETING HER SHE SAID THAT SHE SAW THE BOOK, THOUGHT ABOUT ME AND BOUGHT IT! ITS A BUFFY BOOK!!! WOOT WOOT!!!! ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME, KNOWS I BOW DOWN TO THIS SHOW! THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST SHOWS EVER!



SERIOUSLY.... EVELYN, I KNOW UR READING THIS.....THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU!!!! THANK YOU!!! YOU FUCKIN ROCK!!!

SHE KNOWS HOW MUCH I LOVE AND PRAISE BUFFY. THE GEEK IN ME WAS PLEASED. SOMETHING NEW IN THE BUFFYVERSE THAT I HAD NOT KNOWN ABOUT.

GREAT PRESENT!

ONCE AGAIN, THANK YOU EVELYN!

^_^

FRIDAY NIGHT SHENANIGANS!

I PICKED UP MY WHORE OF A FRIEND, KARILO, AND OFF WE WERE TO TARGET! I HAD TO RETURN SOME STUFF. WE WENT AROUND THE STORE CHEKCING OUT THE GAMES AND PUZZLES AND THAT WHORE THEN BEGAN TO FALL ASLEEP...
OUR TARGET ADVENTURE WAS OVER, SO ON OUR WAY BACK HOME WE NOTICED SOME LADY ENJOYING HER MCFLURRY LIKE IT WAS HER LAST MEAL!
OFF TO SUBWAY WE WENT, WHEN I HAD THIS BRILLIANT IDEA FOR FILMING A MOVIE!!! MORE DETAILS ABOUT THAT LATER!
SO WE STARTING PLOTTING OUT THE MOVIE. VIC CAME BY, AND HE HELPED. WE WERE WAITING ON LULU CUZ SHE WANTED TO KICK IT.....SHE LAGGED IT!!!!!!!!
WE CALLED VEGA, PICKED HER UP AND OFF WE WENT TO CHILIS! VIC BEGAN DRAWING.....HILARIOUS!!!!!!
HE DREW 2 CHARACTERS FOR MY UPCOMMING MOVIE..... CHECK EM OUT!
HE THEN BEGAN TO DRAW A PENIS! AND ALEX WANTED TO DRAW HER OWN AS WELL....
SUPER PITO WAS BORN!
VIC THEN DREW THE THREE OF US....
I KINDA THINK THAT VIC DREW TINA INSTEAD OF KARILO.....


WE CHILLED THERE FOR A WHILE JUST CHATTING.

VEGA SLIPPED!!!! SHE ATE LIKE 5 WINGS!!!!!!!

SHE TRIED CELERY FOR THE FIRST TIME TOO....

SHE ALSO TOLD US ABOUT HER CAMP ADVENTURES AND ABOUT HER SEEING TOTO WHEN SHE GOT HIGH!

CHATTED SOME MORE, THEN DECIDED TO HEAD HOME.

SATURDAY NIGHT IS A TRIP TO CHINATOWN FOR SOME GRUB WITH MOST OF THE GANG!

LOOKS LIKE ITS GUNNA BE A FUN FILLED EVENING!

Friday, April 11, 2008

DODGER GAME

GUNNA GO TO THE DODGER GAME THIS SUNDAY!

SHOULD BE FUN!

PULGA THE KILLER!

MY NEICE CAME OUT OF SKOOL EARLY TODAY. I DID NOT KNOW IT WAS A SHORTENED DAY. I WAS LAGGIN IT WHEN SHE CALLED THAT SHE WAS OUT. SO I RUSHED GETTING READY AND OFF I WENT.

BTW, ITS FUCKIN HOT TODAY!

ANYWHO, WHEN WE ARRIVE BACK HOME I TELL HER THAT THERE IS A TRAPPED KITTEN IN THE SIDE OF OUR GARAGE. THE ANIMAL LOVER THAT SHE IS, SHE RAN BACK THERE, FEARING THAT OUR TWO JACK RUSSELL'S WOULD ATTACK OR KILL THE KITTEN. WE JUST HEARD THE KITTEN MEOWING A LOT AND COULDNT SEE WHERE IT WAS.

SHE WAS TRYIN TO GET THE CAT OUT BUT COULDNT CUZ THE SPACE IS LIKE 7 INCHES WIDE...... SO WE WENT INSIDE.

A WHILE LATER, WHILE I WAS MAKING A MILKSHAKE, SHE COMES IN ON THE VERGE OF CRYING CUZ ONE OF THE DOGS HAD MANAGED TO GET INTO THE SMALL SPACE. APPARENTLY SHE IS MAD AT THE LIL PUP(PULGA) CUZ SHE CANT HEAR THE KITTEN ANYMORE AND SHE HEARD LOUD NOISES WHEN SHE WAS OUTSIDE. I TOLD HER THE NOISES WERE PROLY THE KITTENS LAST MEOW'S. SHE COVERED HER FACE AND THEN I FELT BAD! IM SUCH AN AZZ!

*SIDENOTE** THE PUPS NAME IS ACTUALLY MILLIE. BUT MY MOM AND DAD BEGAN CALLING HER PULGA CUZ ALL SHE DOES IS RUN AROUND AND JUMP EVERYWHERE. THE NAME STUCK AND THAT LIL FAT ASS WONT RESPOND TO MILLIE ANYMORE!

NOW I HAVE TO GO BUY ROSIE SOMETHING......

AND BTW, ITS STILL FUCKING HOT!

I WANNA GO TO THE BEACH!

**UPDATE** LIL PULGA DIDN'T KILL THE KITTEN....IT IS STILL ALIVE!

Thursday, April 10, 2008

THE FLIP ULTRA

SO SWEET!!!!

I JUST BOUGHT ME A NEW CAM CORDER. THE FLIP ULTRA!!! THIS BLOG WILL REACH A WHOLE NEW LEVEL WHEN I START VLOGGING!! MUA HA HA!
I WILL HAVE IT BY SATURDAY....HOPEFULLY TOMORROW!
SPECIAL THANX GOES OUT TO MY BROTHA FROM ANOTHA MUTHA......... VIC!!!

MILKSHAKE!

MY MOM CAME INTO MY ROOM LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND ASKED ME IF I WANTED A MILKSHAKE. I SAID NO, AND SHE STILL MADE ME ONE! WHAT A GREAT MOTHER!!

BEST FUCKIN MILKSHAKE EVER!!!!!

IF UR AT MY CASA NEXT TIME, REMIND ME AND ILL TELL MY MAMA TO MAKE US SOME!!!

COMIC BOOK WEDNESDAY

I PICKED UP A GOOD CHUNK-LOAD OF COMICS TODAY.... ONLY READ ONE SO FAR.....

SHOULD I START REVIEWING THEM??

NAH, I HAVE A BETTER IDEA, ILL START A WEEKLY VLOG POST DEDICATED TO THE COMICS...THAT WAY I WONT HAVE TO TYPE SO MUCH AND THOSE OF U NOT INTERESTED CAN JUST SKIP...

ILL GET STARTED ON THAT SOON.

BTW, TATI (THE CHICK THAT WORKS AT THE COMIC SHOP) GOT A NEW HAIRCUT...... SHES HOT! SHE READS COMICS TOO, SO THAT MAKES HER HOTTER!!!

LIL HANDS LULU HAS A SECRET.........

LAST WEEK LULU ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO GO TO LUNCH WITH HER THIS WEEK CUZ SHE IS ON SPRING BREAK. LIKE THE FATASS THAT I AM I SAID YES! MMMMMM FOOD!! LULU COULDNT MAKE LUNCH, SO WE DECIDED TO GO EAT DINNER INSTEAD!

AS I WAS GUNNA GO PICK HER UP I GET A CALL FROM VIC! I GEEKED OUT UPON HEARING THE NEWS! I TEST DROVE IT AND GEEKED OUT EVEN MORE!!!! (I CAN'T QUITE TELL U GUYS WHAT IT IS YET, BUT IT WILL BE HERE SOON ENOUGH!!!) SO I TOLD HIM I WAS GUNNA GO EAT AND AND HE JOINED OUR ADVENTURE.


I PICKED UP LULU, THEN PICKED VIC UP AND OFF WE WENT TO THE OLIVE GARDEN. WE ATE, CHATTED SOME AND ATE SOME MORE. TALKED ABOUT BFF'S, MY PROM FIASCO, VICS "POSER" FIASCO AND OTHER STUFF.


THE RIDE BACK HOME WAS WHEN LULU'S SECRET CAME OUT.... NO LONGER SHALL SHE BE CALLED LIL HANDS LULU.........SHE IS NOW KNOWN AS LIL POT-HEAD LULU!


I DONT CARE HOW MUCH SHE DENIES EVER SMOKING WEED, VIC WAS THERE!!!! SHE ALSO CRACKS JOKES ABOUT HER BIKE-STEALING NEIGHBORS AND LAUGHS ABOUT CERTAIN PEOPLE.

OK, SO MAYBE LULU DOEST "REALLY" SMOKE OUT.....BUT I THINK SHE SECRETLY DOES!


VIC LEFT HIS PHONE AT THE OLIVE GARDEN, BUT THANKFULLY WE CALLED AND THEY HAD IT. THEY TOLD US HE CAN PICK IT UP TOMORROW, BUT HE ENDED UP GOING AND GOT IT TODAY!


Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Y: THE LAST MAN


Y: THE LAST MAN, A COMIC WRITTEN BY BRIAN K. VAUGHAN, CHRONICLES A SLACKER HERO NAMED YORICK BROWN ON HIS QUEST TO LEARN WHY A MALE OBLITERATING PLAGUE SPARED ONLY HIM, AMPERSAND (HIS PET CAPUCHIN) AND A FEW BILLION WOMEN. 60 ISSUES WERE RELEASED OVER THE COURSE OF FIVE YEARS. MY GEEK-ASS READ THEM ALL IN ONE DAY!

I HAVE HAD THE COMICS FOR A WHILE, AND I WAS ONLY MISSING THE FIRST THREE ISSUES, SO I BOUGHT THE TRADE AND DECIDED TO START READING NOW!

BOMB ASS FUCKIN STORY!!!! NOT ONLY THE STORY, BUT THE CHARACTERS, DRAMA, CONFLICTS, COMEDIC ELEMENTS AND NUDITY, WERE AWESOME!

WHAT REALLY STOOD OUT WAS VAUGHAN'S FASCINATING SPECULATION ABOUT HOW A CATASTROPHIC EVENT LIKE THIS MIGHT TRANSFORM SOCIETY. PURE GENIUS! IT WAS HIS POP-INTELLECTUAL TIDBITS AND ONE-LINERS HE ADDED IN ALMOST EVERY ISSUE THAT REALLY BROUGHT THIS COMIC TO LIFE. NOT ONE ISSUE LET ME DOWN OR BORE ME...

I WONT BORE YOU WITH DETAILS ABOUT THE STORY, BUT THIS IS ONE COMIC SERIES THAT SHOULDN'T BE MISSED!!! I GIVE Y: THE LAST MAN A WELL DESERVED SOLID "A"

COLDSTONES, TOYS R US AND ALMOST MUGGED!

NESSA CALLED ME UP FOR SOME ICE CREAM......HOW CAN I RESIST!

KARILO HAD JUST ARRIVED AT MY CASA, WHEN NESSA PICKED US UP. WE TRIED CALLING BRANDY SO SHE CAN JOIN US, BUT THAT COOCHIE DIDN'T PICK UP!! THAT'S RIGHT!! YOU DAMN COOCHIE!!!

SO WE ATE OUR ICE CREAM AND HEADED TO TOYS R US! I HAVEN'T BEEN THERE FOR A WHILE, SO I WAS EXCITED! NESSA WANTED TO GET A YOSHI LUNCHBOX, BUT THAT DAMN THING WAS EXPENSIVE. WE WERE MESSING AROUND WITH SOME BALLS THEY HAD TILL WE REACHED THE BOARD GAMES SECTION. NO ONE BOUGHT ANYTHING SO WE TOOK OFF TO GET ME AN ICED TEA LEMONADE FROM STARBUCKS! (THAT SHIT IS GOOD!!!)

FAST FORWARD TO AROUND 10PM:
OK, SO I WAS AT A DRIVE-THRU CUZ I DIDN'T WANNA MAKE ANY FOOD AT HOME (LAZINESS GOT THE BEST OF ME!) I NOTICED 2 CHOLO WANNABEES STANDING NEAR THE ORDERING MENU. I HAD A FEELING SOMETHING BAD WAS GUNNA HAPPEN, SO I LOCKED MY DOORS! (SOMETHING NESSA ALWAYS DOES AND TELLS ME TO DO, BUT LIKE A DUMBASS THAT I AM, I NVR LISTEN TO HER!) SO I LOCK MY DOORS. THERE WAS A CAR ORDERING, AND WHEN I PULLED UP BEHIND HIM, THE TWO DOUCHES WALK AROUND 20 FEET BEHIND MY CAR. I'M KEEPING AN EYE ON THESE FUCKERS CUZ I DON'T WANNA GET MUGGED.

SOMETHING WAS TELLING ME TO LEAVE AND GO SOMEWHERE ELSE, BUT MY FAT ASS WAS HUNGRY, SO I STAYED THERE LOOKING AT THE MENU AND GAZING AT THEM THRU THE REAR VIEW MIRROR EVERY 5 SECONDS.

ITS MY TURN TO ORDER, AND LIKE ALWAYS THEY TAKE FOREVER....SO I'M WAITING THERE, WHEN THE DOUCHES DECIDE TO WALK TOWARDS MY CAR. I LOWER MY WINDOW ENOUGH TO ORDER AND TO LISTEN IN....THEY STOP NEAR THE TRUNK AND PRETEND TO BE LOOKING AT THE MENU. I SHIFTED GEARS TO REVERSE AND RAN THEM BITCHES OVER AND SPED OFF!!!!! OK, THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN, BUT STILL.....

ANYWAYS, THERE THEY WERE BEHIND MY CAR...AND THE DAMN PPLE STILL HADN'T TAKEN MY ORDER. I SAY "HELLO....I KNOW UR OPEN!" THATS WHEN I HEAR ONE OF THE GUYS SAY "R U GUNNA DO IT WITH ME OR ARE YOU GUNNA PUSSY OUT??" THEY COULD HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT FUCKING EACH OTHER, BUT IM PRETTY SURE THEY WERE GUNNA TRY AND MUG ME!

AT THIS POINT, IM GETTING FED UP CUZ THEY ARE TAKING FOREVER. I SEE THE TWO GUYS LOOKING AROUND, CHECKING IF ANYONE WAS IN SIGHT...NO ONE WAS.... "DON'T PUSSY OUT BITCH!" I HEAR THE GUY SAY. "I WON'T. ILL FOLLOW UR LEAD," THE OTHER GUY SAID.

FUCK THAT! I AIN'T STUPID! I WAS HUNGRY, BUT NOT HUNGRY ENOUGH TO LOSE MY IPHONE, CASH, CREDIT CARDS AND PROBABLY MY CAR! HA HA. I WAS THERE A WHILE AND NO ONE TOOK MY ORDER OR TOLD ME TO HOLD ON....SO I LEFT. AS I WAS LEAVING I SEE THE TWO GUYS LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I SWEAR I READ ONE OF THE GUYS' LIPS WHEN HE MOUTHED "FUCK!"

SO I TRAVELED TO SUBWAY TO GET A SUB! LULU CALLED, I TOLD HER THE STORY AND SHE SWORE NVR TO GO TO THAT MICKEY D'S EVER AGAIN! UNLESS SHES WITH MORE PPLE!

FUCKIN DOUCHES!!!! I SHOULD HAVE RAN THEM OVER!! IT WOULD HAVE MADE THE STORY MORE AWESOME!!!

BLAST FROM THE PAST!

KARILO SENT ME SOME PIX LAST NITE FROM OUR SENIOR YEAR....
(LEADERSHIP....BLAH!!!!)

(GRAD NITE!)

(ONE OF THE MANY FOOTBALL GAMES WE ATTENDED)

I FIND IT CRAZY THAT THIS WAS ALMOST 4 YEARS AGO......I FEEL OLD NOW!

NOW THIS PIC HERE TRIPS ME OUT! (AND I KNOW KARILO AGREES!) THEY LOOK DIFF NOW....ESPECIALLY CHIVO!



THIS PIC HERE IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE ONLY PIX WITH MOST OF THE GANG TOGETHER OUTSIDE OF SKOOL!



CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY!! REMINISCING MAKES ME SAD, YET HAPPY! LIKE TODAY, KARILO CAME OVER AND WE WERE GOING THROUGH MY 7TH AND 8TH GRADE YEARBOOKS. WE WERE LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF AT CERTAIN PEOPLE'S PIX! THEN I BROUGHT OUT MY 11TH GRADE YEARBOOK. WHO THE FUCK IS DALLIANA???? SHE SIGNED MY YEARBOOK, AND I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO SHE IS. NO LAST NAME, AND I WENT THROUGH THE PIX AND NADA......MAYBE SHE DIDN'T EXIST?? OOOOO!!!! CREEPY! A GHOST THOUGHT I WAS SEXY! PFT!!! MY FAT ASS!?!?! HA HA HA HA!!!

Sunday, April 06, 2008

"THAT'S MY MAN!! THAT'S MY MAN!!"

VEGA INVITED US TO THE BLUE MONKEY BAR AND LOUNGE A WHILE BACK. SO ON SATURDAY NIGHT, WE WENT. MOST OF US SHOWED UP (EXCEPT FOR JEFF....HE WASN'T INVITED). GREAT FUCKIN TIME!! AND I MEAN THAT!




I SAW EVERYONE AROUND ME DRINK SINCE I CAN'T.....BUT ITS OK! THE DRAMA AND BUZZED PPLE MADE UP FOR IT!

KARILO HAD A BLAST..HE HAD FREE DRINKS, FREE FOOD, FREE WEED, FREE GUM, A FREE SHOW (BAR FIGHT) AND FREE SEX (WITH VIC'S MOM!)

I KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THIS, BUT GABRIEL IS FUCKIN RAD WHEN HE'S AT THE BLUE MONKEY! HE STARTS DANCING, GETS LOOSE AND HAS A GOOD TIME. ANYWAYS, WE ARE ALL(ME, NESSA, ALEX, KARILO, VIC, LULU, EDITH AND GABRIEL) HAVING A BLAST THROUGHOUT THE NITE. DANCING, DRINKING, SMOKING, LAUGHING AT GABRIEL AND EDITH DANCING

WE WERE ABOUT TO LEAVE, WHEN THE FIGHT BROKE OUT!

GREASERS VS CHINOS!!! IT ALL HAPPENED FAST. ROGER GOT INTO THE MIX WHEN A THROWN BOTTLE ALMOST HIT ALEX. THE FIGHT STARTED INSIDE THE BAR AND LED OUT TO THE PATIO, THEN FINALLY TO THE BACK PARKING LOT. THREE FIGHTS BROKE OUT IN TOTAL. ROGER VS A GUY HE HAD IN A HEAD LOCK WITH HIS LEGS, ANOTHER WAS FIGHTING WITH 2 OTHERS AND THE LAST GUY WAS GOING HEAD TO HEAD WITH 3 GUYS!!!!! I JUST SAW EDITH RUN OUT BACK, WHILE I WAS GETTING NESSA AND LULU. GABRIEL WAS BUZZING IT AND CLOSING HIS TAB, SO HE MISSED IT ALL! WE WENT OUT TO THE PATIO, AND THAT'S WHEN WE SAW IT..... ALEX WAS KICKING SOME GUY ON THE FLOOR WHILE HIS CRYING GIRLFRIEND WAS YELLING AT HER TO STOP. ALEX KEPT GOING, KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM, HER FACE FULL OF ANGER, WHEN EDITH, THIS PETITE GIRL, WAS HOLDING HER, TRYING TO PULL HER BACK AWAY FORM ALL THE DRAMA. NESSA AND I RAN OUT THERE TO HELP EDITH GET ALEX OUT OF THE BRAWL. NESSA WAS HOLDING HER TRYING TO CALM HER DOWN WHEN SHE BEGAN YELLING, "THAT'S MY MAN!!!! THAT'S MY MAN!!!!"

I DON'T KNOW WHEN THE FIGHT ENDED, BUT I SAW ROGER COME BACK WITH BLOOD ON HIS LOWER LIP. (WE WERE LATER TOLD HE ALSO ELBOWED SOME GIRL ON THE FACE ON ACCIDENT...) WE WENT BACK TO GET ALL THEIR STUFF CUZ VIC WARNED THEM TO LEAVE SINCE HE SAW THE SECURITY ON HIS PHONE PROBABLY CALLING THE POLICE.

SLOWLY EVERYTHING DIED DOWN, AND WE ENDED UP AT PINKS. WE WERE CLOWNING GABRIEL CUZ HE "FUCKED UP THE ROTATION" WHEN HE PASSED ON FREE WEED. (WTF!!! WHO DOES THAT???) WE ATE, AND LEFT FOR HOME.... IT WAS AROUND 4AM WHEN I GOT HOME AND SAW MY BRO PLAYING CALL OF DUTY 4. I WASN'T SLEEPY, SO I BEGAN READING MY COMICS FOR A WHILE. IF I AM NOT MISTAKEN, IT WAS AROUND THIS TIME THAT KARILO WAS RECEIVING HIS FREE SEX HE HAS BEEN BRAGGING ABOUT!!

WHAT A GREAT NIGHT!!!! I WILL BE SEEING ALL THESE PEOPLE (PLUS MANY MORE!) AGAIN FOR ALEX'S BDAY IN 3 WEEKS!! GOOD TIMES!!! GOOD TIMES INDEED!!!!

CHILI'S, COMICS AND RANDOM-SHIT TALK

SO I WOKE UP AT AROUND 12:30 FROM A FANTASTIC-MOST-AWESOMEST-NIGHT!!! I TALKED TO VIC AND WE DECIDED TO GO OUT AND EAT. CHILI'S IT WAS. WE MADE A QUICK DETOUR TO ROGER'S(VEGA'S BOYFRIEND) HOUSE TO DROP OFF SOME CLOTHES THAT WERE LEFT BEHIND LAST NIGHT. (MORE ON THAT LATER) AFTER A LIL CHIT-CHAT, WE WERE OFF!

THEN WE DECIDED TO TRAVEL SOUTH TO AMAZING COMICS IN LONG BEACH. I GOT MYSELF SOME "MS. MARVEL" COMICS AND I FINALLY PICKED UP THE "Y THE LAST MAN" TRADE BOOK. (I'M ONLY MISSING THE FIRST 3 OUT OF 60 ISSUES) WE BROWSED AROUND TILL KID VIC CALLED SAYING HE WANTED TO CHILLAX!

WE PICKED UP KID VIC AFTER HIS HUNT FOR SOME FAIRLY ODD PARENTS BED SHEETS AND CAME BACK TO CASA DE CHARLIE. RANDOM-SHIT TALK BEGAN. SKRULLS, SECRET INVASION, JARVIS (NO!!!!!! NOT JARVIS!!!), WORK, GIRLS WITH SIDE BOOB VIEW, KID VIC'S SKRULL CO-WORKER, AND A MINOR CHAT ABOUT USING MILK GALLONS FILLED WITH WATER TO REPEL CATS! GOOD TIMES! THEN WE REALIZED THAT WORK WAS UPON US THE NEXT DAY. SADDENED, WE DECIDED TO PART WAYS!

Friday, April 04, 2008

SECRET INVASION!

THE SECRET INVASION IS UPON IS, AND ITS NOT SO SECRET ANYMORE!

THE "WHO DO YOU TRUST?" CAMPAIGN BY MARVEL HIT A WHILE BACK. THEY RELEASED IMAGES OF MANY MARVEL CHARACTERS SKRULLING OUT!!! WHO IS A SKRULL? WHO ISNT A SKRULL? ONE THING IS FOR SURE THO......THE FUCKIN SKRULLS ARE HERE!!! (HECK, EVEN KIDVIC BELIEVES ONE OF HIS CO-WORKERS IS A SKRULL.....EEK!!!!)

WERE THE IMAGES THEY SENT OUT JUST PROMO PIX OF MANY MARVEL CHARACTERS? ARE THEY ALL ACTUALLY SKRULLS? OR IS IT JUST SOME OF THESE CHARACTERS?? ONLY TIME WILL TELL.

THE ISSUE IS FULL OF SO MANY SURPRISES. HUGE EXPLOSIONS AND BIG SKRULL REVEALS THROUGHOUT THE ISSUE!! NOT JUST ANY REVEALS, BUT MOST WERE SLEEPER CELL AGENTS! EEK!!!( NOT JARVIS!!!) THERE WAS ALSO AN ATTACK OF THE BAXTER BUILDING AND A GENIUS ATTACK OF EVERYTHING OWNED BY STARK ENTERPRISES.... OUR HEROES ARE SURE IN FOR ONE HELL OF A FIGHT!

"HE LOVES YOU" THE SKRULLS SAY... WHO THE FUCK IS HE??? UGH! SO MANY MORE QUESTIONS RAISED, AND ONLY A FEW ANSWERS... I WILL ADMIT ONE THING THO....

......I CAN'T WAIT TILL NICK FURY COMES BACK AND STARTS SOME ASS-WHOOPING!

WITH RECENT BIG MARVEL SERIES EVENTS INCLUDING CIVIL WAR, WORLD WAR HULK, ONE MORE DAY, DEATH OF CAPTAIN AMERICA, HOUSE OF M, AND MESSIAH COMPLEX, I HAVE TO SAY THAT SECRET INVASION WILL BE THE COMIC EVENT OF THE YEAR!THIS YEAR IS GUNNA BE ONE HELL OF A RIDE FOR US GEEKS!!