COLDSTONES, TOYS R US AND ALMOST MUGGED!

NESSA CALLED ME UP FOR SOME ICE CREAM......HOW CAN I RESIST!

KARILO HAD JUST ARRIVED AT MY CASA, WHEN NESSA PICKED US UP. WE TRIED CALLING BRANDY SO SHE CAN JOIN US, BUT THAT COOCHIE DIDN'T PICK UP!! THAT'S RIGHT!! YOU DAMN COOCHIE!!!

SO WE ATE OUR ICE CREAM AND HEADED TO TOYS R US! I HAVEN'T BEEN THERE FOR A WHILE, SO I WAS EXCITED! NESSA WANTED TO GET A YOSHI LUNCHBOX, BUT THAT DAMN THING WAS EXPENSIVE. WE WERE MESSING AROUND WITH SOME BALLS THEY HAD TILL WE REACHED THE BOARD GAMES SECTION. NO ONE BOUGHT ANYTHING SO WE TOOK OFF TO GET ME AN ICED TEA LEMONADE FROM STARBUCKS! (THAT SHIT IS GOOD!!!)

FAST FORWARD TO AROUND 10PM:
OK, SO I WAS AT A DRIVE-THRU CUZ I DIDN'T WANNA MAKE ANY FOOD AT HOME (LAZINESS GOT THE BEST OF ME!) I NOTICED 2 CHOLO WANNABEES STANDING NEAR THE ORDERING MENU. I HAD A FEELING SOMETHING BAD WAS GUNNA HAPPEN, SO I LOCKED MY DOORS! (SOMETHING NESSA ALWAYS DOES AND TELLS ME TO DO, BUT LIKE A DUMBASS THAT I AM, I NVR LISTEN TO HER!) SO I LOCK MY DOORS. THERE WAS A CAR ORDERING, AND WHEN I PULLED UP BEHIND HIM, THE TWO DOUCHES WALK AROUND 20 FEET BEHIND MY CAR. I'M KEEPING AN EYE ON THESE FUCKERS CUZ I DON'T WANNA GET MUGGED.

SOMETHING WAS TELLING ME TO LEAVE AND GO SOMEWHERE ELSE, BUT MY FAT ASS WAS HUNGRY, SO I STAYED THERE LOOKING AT THE MENU AND GAZING AT THEM THRU THE REAR VIEW MIRROR EVERY 5 SECONDS.

ITS MY TURN TO ORDER, AND LIKE ALWAYS THEY TAKE FOREVER....SO I'M WAITING THERE, WHEN THE DOUCHES DECIDE TO WALK TOWARDS MY CAR. I LOWER MY WINDOW ENOUGH TO ORDER AND TO LISTEN IN....THEY STOP NEAR THE TRUNK AND PRETEND TO BE LOOKING AT THE MENU. I SHIFTED GEARS TO REVERSE AND RAN THEM BITCHES OVER AND SPED OFF!!!!! OK, THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN, BUT STILL.....

ANYWAYS, THERE THEY WERE BEHIND MY CAR...AND THE DAMN PPLE STILL HADN'T TAKEN MY ORDER. I SAY "HELLO....I KNOW UR OPEN!" THATS WHEN I HEAR ONE OF THE GUYS SAY "R U GUNNA DO IT WITH ME OR ARE YOU GUNNA PUSSY OUT??" THEY COULD HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT FUCKING EACH OTHER, BUT IM PRETTY SURE THEY WERE GUNNA TRY AND MUG ME!

AT THIS POINT, IM GETTING FED UP CUZ THEY ARE TAKING FOREVER. I SEE THE TWO GUYS LOOKING AROUND, CHECKING IF ANYONE WAS IN SIGHT...NO ONE WAS.... "DON'T PUSSY OUT BITCH!" I HEAR THE GUY SAY. "I WON'T. ILL FOLLOW UR LEAD," THE OTHER GUY SAID.

FUCK THAT! I AIN'T STUPID! I WAS HUNGRY, BUT NOT HUNGRY ENOUGH TO LOSE MY IPHONE, CASH, CREDIT CARDS AND PROBABLY MY CAR! HA HA. I WAS THERE A WHILE AND NO ONE TOOK MY ORDER OR TOLD ME TO HOLD ON....SO I LEFT. AS I WAS LEAVING I SEE THE TWO GUYS LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I SWEAR I READ ONE OF THE GUYS' LIPS WHEN HE MOUTHED "FUCK!"

SO I TRAVELED TO SUBWAY TO GET A SUB! LULU CALLED, I TOLD HER THE STORY AND SHE SWORE NVR TO GO TO THAT MICKEY D'S EVER AGAIN! UNLESS SHES WITH MORE PPLE!

FUCKIN DOUCHES!!!! I SHOULD HAVE RAN THEM OVER!! IT WOULD HAVE MADE THE STORY MORE AWESOME!!!