Friday, April 11, 2008

PULGA THE KILLER!

MY NEICE CAME OUT OF SKOOL EARLY TODAY. I DID NOT KNOW IT WAS A SHORTENED DAY. I WAS LAGGIN IT WHEN SHE CALLED THAT SHE WAS OUT. SO I RUSHED GETTING READY AND OFF I WENT.

BTW, ITS FUCKIN HOT TODAY!

ANYWHO, WHEN WE ARRIVE BACK HOME I TELL HER THAT THERE IS A TRAPPED KITTEN IN THE SIDE OF OUR GARAGE. THE ANIMAL LOVER THAT SHE IS, SHE RAN BACK THERE, FEARING THAT OUR TWO JACK RUSSELL'S WOULD ATTACK OR KILL THE KITTEN. WE JUST HEARD THE KITTEN MEOWING A LOT AND COULDNT SEE WHERE IT WAS.

SHE WAS TRYIN TO GET THE CAT OUT BUT COULDNT CUZ THE SPACE IS LIKE 7 INCHES WIDE...... SO WE WENT INSIDE.

A WHILE LATER, WHILE I WAS MAKING A MILKSHAKE, SHE COMES IN ON THE VERGE OF CRYING CUZ ONE OF THE DOGS HAD MANAGED TO GET INTO THE SMALL SPACE. APPARENTLY SHE IS MAD AT THE LIL PUP(PULGA) CUZ SHE CANT HEAR THE KITTEN ANYMORE AND SHE HEARD LOUD NOISES WHEN SHE WAS OUTSIDE. I TOLD HER THE NOISES WERE PROLY THE KITTENS LAST MEOW'S. SHE COVERED HER FACE AND THEN I FELT BAD! IM SUCH AN AZZ!

*SIDENOTE** THE PUPS NAME IS ACTUALLY MILLIE. BUT MY MOM AND DAD BEGAN CALLING HER PULGA CUZ ALL SHE DOES IS RUN AROUND AND JUMP EVERYWHERE. THE NAME STUCK AND THAT LIL FAT ASS WONT RESPOND TO MILLIE ANYMORE!

NOW I HAVE TO GO BUY ROSIE SOMETHING......

AND BTW, ITS STILL FUCKING HOT!

I WANNA GO TO THE BEACH!

**UPDATE** LIL PULGA DIDN'T KILL THE KITTEN....IT IS STILL ALIVE!

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