ONE HAIL OF A DAY

JEFF CALLS ME UP AND ASKS ME FOR A FAVOR. AT FIRST I COULDN'T, BUT THEN I MANAGED TO SWITCH SOME THINGS AROUND TO HELP HIM OUT.

OFF WE WENT!

WE WERE DRIVING ON THE FREEWAY LOOKING AT DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES WHEN WE THOUGHT ABOUT FUTURE PLANS.

DRIVING ALONG THE I-10, WE NOTICED THE SKY TOWARDS THE NORTHERN END A DARK GRAYISH COLOR.....NEARLY BLACK! WE LOOK SOUTHBOUND, AND NOTICE THE SKY A LIGHT GRAY. IT WAS KINDA TRIPPY.

WE REACHED OUR DESTINATION NEAR EL MONTE AND WAITED FOR A WHILE, WHILE THINGS WERE BEING PROCESSED. THEY TOLD US IT WOULD BE LIKE 15 MINUTES. WE DECIDED TO WAITE OUTSIDE, WHEN IT STARTED RAINING...MORE LIKE SPRINKLING. WE KEPT HEARING THUNDER AND SAW LIGHTENING FOR A WHILE. WE DECIDED TO WAIT IN MY CAR, SINCE THE RAIN BEGAN TO PICK UP, AND LIKE 10 MINUTES LATER IT STARTED POURING. POURING LIKE CRAZY!!

"DUDE, ITS HAILING!!" JEFF SAID.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP FOO, U SERIOUS?" I REPLIED.

"LOOK," HE SAID.

THAT'S WHEN I NOTICED A FEW TINY PIECES OF ICE ON THE FLOOR. WE WERE BOTH JUST SITTING IN THE CAR LOOKING AROUND. IT WAS POURING HARD, AND HAILING A BIT. WE CAN HEAR THE ICE HIT MY CAR. THE NOISE STARTED GETTING A BIT LOUDER.

"DUDE, THEY ARE GETTING BIGGER.." JEFF SAID

"REALLY?" I ASKED

"YEAH, LOOK AT THAT ONE OVER THERE..." HE ANSWERED.

"OH YEAH, THAT ONE IS A BIT BIGGER," I RESPONDED.

"THEY R BIG........LIKE MY PENIS!" HE JOKED.

"THEY ARE PRETTY SMALL, DUDE..." I ANSWERED



IT BEGAN RAINING HARDER, AND MORE HAIL BEGAN FALLING.......IN A MATTER OF LIKE 5 SECONDS, THE HAIL OVERTOOK THE RAIN....ICE BEGAN FALLING LIKE CRAZY. CARS WERE PULLING OVER TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, NOT KNOWING WHAT ELSE TO DO.0 JEFF AND I WERE SHOCKED AT WHAT WE WERE WITNESSING. THE GROUND BEGAN TO TURN WHITE!!!! RAIN WAS STILL COMING DOWN AS WELL, AND ALL I THOUGHT WAS.... A HUGE FUCKING BOULDER-LIKE ICE BALL IS GUNNA HIT MY CAR AND DESTROY IT! (I KNOW, I KNOW.....I'M JUST BEING DRAMATIC!)

I DROVE OUT OF THE OPEN SPACE I WAS IN AND PARKED UNDER A HUGE PINE TREE TRYING TO LESSEN THE DAMAGE TO MY CAR...

"DAAAAAAAAAMN!"

"WTF!! CRAZY!"

THIS IS CRAZY DUDE!!!! CRAZY!!!"

"WOW, SO THIS WAS HOW IT WAS LIKE IN COMPTON!"

THEN, SOMETHING HUGE HIT THE ROOF OF MY CAR..... MY FIRST THOUGHT.....THE FUCKING BOULDER!!! HA HA!

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?" I ASKED

"I THINK IT WAS A BRANCH......ITS HITTING US A BIT LESS HERE THO!" JEFF ANSWERED

I SAW THE STREETS COVERED IN ICE, AND DIDN'T THINK ABOUT TAKING A PICTURE THEN.... AS THE RAIN BEGAN TO OVERTAKE THE HAIL, I GOT MY IPHONE OUT AND BEGAN TAKING PIX. AT THIS POINT, MOST OF THE RAIN BEGAN MELTING AND WASHING IT AWAY.....


WE WERE BOTH JUST TRIPPING OUT.....

IT WAS FUCKING COOL THO!

NEVER BEEN THRU SOMETHING LIKE THAT B4.

AS I WAS DRIVING BACK HOME, I NOTICED THAT THE SKIES WERE GETTING LIGHTER, AND THE ROADS WERE NOT AS WET. IT MADE ME WONDER IF THIS HAPPENED OVER HERE.....

WHAT A DAY! CANT WAIT FOR THE HIMYM (HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER) MARATHON LATER TONIGHT!!!!!!