Monday, May 19, 2008

WEEKEND UPDATE: PART II

APPARENTLY I'M MARRIED NOW.

TO CELEBRATE THAT GAY AND LESBIAN COUPLES CAN GET MARRIED IN CALIFORNIA, VEGA SAW THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR IT. SHE SCOPED OUT A LOCATION WITH A "76" GAS STATION IN THE BACKGROUND...(HOW TACKY!!)

SHE MADE KARILO THE MINISTER, AND VIC AND I THE GROOM AND GROOM. SHE PHOTOGRAPHED, LAUGHED HER ASS OFF, AND NOW I WANT WEDDING GIFTS!!!!

IM REGISTERED AT COMIC STORES NATION WIDE, AND WOULD GLADLY ACCEPT CASH!!!

SO COUGH THEM UP!!!!!!!!

UPDATE: VIC WAS FOUND FONDLING THE MINISTER AFTER THE CEREMONY AND WE ARE NOW DIVORCED!!

(I'M STILL ACCEPTING PRESENTS...THEY WILL HELP ME COPE WITH THE TRAGIC EVENTS!!!)


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