RANTING

OK, SO I HAVE BEEN BUSY LATELY...

YES......BUUUUUSY!

STARTED SKOOL, WORK, YADDA, YADDA, YADDA...

I WAS HAPPY FOR ABOUT 20 SECONDS, THEN IT HIT ME. LIFE JUST BITCH SLAPPED ME ACROSS THE FACE!!

IM BACK TO MY WEEKLY ROUTINE, AND IT OK..... I KINDA WANT MORE TIME TO MYSELF THO.

I FEEL LIKE I HAVE ALL HOURS OF THE DAYS PLANNED WITH SOMETHING IMPORTANT FOR ME TO DO. MONDAYS ARE THE WORST. I HATE MONDAYS!

IM ALWAYS LOOKING FORWARD TO TUESDAYS CUZ THATS MY LAST DAY OF THE WEEK.

THANKFULLY I HAVE NO CLASSES OR WORK ON FRIDAYS, SO IM EXCITED ABOUT THAT!

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT ALL I AHVE DONE, BUT WHEM IM ABOUT TO START, I START THINKING ABOUT EVERYTHING, AND ITS SO MUCH AND I GET LAZY AND JUST STOP.

ILL GET TO IT SOON THO.

I HAVE LIKE 3 HOURS TO KILL TOMORROW. I WANT THURSDAY TO BE HERE ALREADY.

FUCK YOU MONDAY!

COMIC-CON ADVENTURES! DAY 2

TODAY WAS BETTER THAN YESTERDAY IN SOOO MANY WAYS!

LETS BEGIN FROM LAST NITE.......

KIDVIC AND I WERE NOT TIRED. VIC WAS.

KIDVIC AND I HAD GOTTEN THIS KICK ASS SPIDER MAN MINI FLASHLIGHT THINGY. AS SOON AS VICTOR WENT TO SLEEP AND THE TV WAS OFF.....I TURNED MINE ON.... I WAS PLAYING WITH THAT SHIT AND MAKING JOKES ALL NITE WITH KIDVIC! VIC WANTED US TO GO TO SLEEP CUZ WE WERE WAKING UP EARLY! I GOT MY FLIP, AND VIC RECORDED ME JUMPING ON VIC BED. IT WAS LIKE 2 AM AND ONLY VIC WAS ASLEEP. ME AND KIDVIC WERE STILL UP...... WE FINALLLY DECIDED TO KNOCK OUT CUZ WE WERE ONLY GUNNA GET A FEW HOUR OF SLEEP.

WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO VIC AND SLEPT EARLIER. IT WAS A BITCH GETTING UP! APPARENTLY I MADE A FUNNY NOISE IN MY SLEEP, BUT SINCE THERE IS NO VIDEO PROOF, I SAY ITS BULLSHIT!!

SO WE GOT UP AND GOT READY AND HEADED DOWN TO OUT COMPLIMENTARY BREAKFAST! I WAS EXPECTING SOME CHEAP ASS LIL EGG AND TOAST. BOY WAS I WRONG! WE HAD CEREAL, BACON, SAUSAGES, EGGS, BISCUITS, OATMEAL, FRUITS, JUICES, CINNAMON SWIRLS.....MMMMM!!!!

WE ATE, AND HEADED BACK TO THE ROOM TO PICK UP THE REST OF OUR STUFF. WE MADE OUR LUNCH AND HEADED OUT TO START THE SECOND DAY OF OUR ADVENTURE.

WE WALKED ABOUT A BLOCK WHEN SOME RANDOM BLACK GUY ASKED IF HE CAN WALK WITH US. WE SAID YES, AND HE WAS FUCKIN KOOL!

HE WAS FROM ATLANTA, AND THIS WAS HIS FIRST COMIC-CON! THE CLOSER WE GOT TO THE CONVENTION, THE BIGGER THE HORDES OF PEOPLE WE SAW!

IT WAS RIGHT NEAR THE TROLLY, WHEN THE FOUR OF US BECAME TEAM FREE-STUFF!!!!

WE PLANNED TO MEET UP AT 2PM IF OUR SCHEDULES PERMITTED.

WE HAD 10 MINUTES TO GET TO THE FIRST PANEL, "MASTERS OF THE WEB"

AFTER THAT WE HEADED DOWN TO THE EXHIBITOR HALL, TO GET MORE FREE SWAG! WE GOT SOME PINEAPPLE EXPRESS PASSES TO SEE THE MOVIE, BUT SADLY WE WONT BE ABLE TO ATTEND! WAH WAH WAAAAAAH!!!!!! WE DID GET SOME PINEAPPLE EXPRESS T-SHIRTS THO! SO I GUESS ITS BETTER THAN NOTHING!

TIME WAS PASSING AND WE HEADED TO THE "RED SONJA" PANEL WITH ROBERT RODRIGUEZ AND ROSE MCGOWAN. THEY SHOWED THE POSTER ART WORK AND TALED ABOUT WHAT TO EXPECT. LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY, SECOND QUARTER OF 2009 CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH!!!! THIS MOVIE IS GUNNA BE THE SHIT!!!!! I CALL IT NOW!!!!!!!!

ROSE WAS FUCKING AWESOME, AND I DONT CARE IF SHES A HOMEWRECKING WHORE! I LOVE THE BITCH!

FROM HERE WE HEADED TO ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY PRESENTS COMIC CREATORS PANEL TO SEE JIM LEE, JOHN CASSADAY, MATT FRACTION, MIKE MIGNOLA, AND GRANT MORRISON. KIDVIC HEADED TO DONATE BLOOD AND GET MORE FREE SWAG AND SKIPPED THIS PANEL!

WHEN WE MET UP WTH HIM AT THE SPIKE'S "SCREAM LIKE A GIRL" PANEL, HE GAVE ME A BOX. INSIDE WAS A SPIKE ACTION FIGURE FROM BUFFY! I NEARLY CREAMED MY PANTS!!! (THANX KIDVIC!!!!)

SO WE SAW LUCY LAWLESS, KEVIN SMITH, JAIME KING, PIA GUERRA (ARTIST OF Y: THE LAST MAN) KEVIN SMITH IS THE SHIT! I WAS CRACKING UP LIKE CRAZY! LUCY "FLAWLESS" (AS KEVIN CALLED HER) WAS FUNNY TOO. SHE LOOKED OUT OF IT, AND I ATE THAT SHIT UP!!

WE WERE GIVEN A BUTTON FROM THE SCREAM 2008 AWARDS AND WERE TOLD THAT IF WE HAD A DOT IN THE BACK OF IT, WE WOULD WIN A PASS TO ATTEND THE SCREAM 2008 AWARDS WITH A GUEST!

GUESS WHAT!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

NONE OF US HAD THE DOT! WAH WAH WAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

BUT THAT DINDT STOP VIC! HE WENT STRAIGHT TO THE FRONT WHERE THEY WERE GVING THE TIX OUT, AND ASKED FOR ONE. I FOLLOWED HIM AND THE NEXT THING WE KNEW, THEY HANDED US OUT THE TIX!!!

HOLY SHIT!!!! WE R ATTENDING THE FUCKING SCREAM 2008 AWARDS!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!

I CANT FUCKING WAIT!!!!! SOOOOO FUCKING EXCITED!!!!!!

WE HAD TIME TO KILL, SO KIDVIC AND I WENT WLAKING AROUND TO GET MORE FREE SWAG, WHILE VIC WENT TO EAT UPSTAIRS.

WE GOT SHIRTS, COMICS, AND ALL THIS CRAZY SHIT! ME AND KIDVIC GOT SOME "LOST BOYS" COMICS SIGN BY THE ARTISTS AND WRITERS!!! KICK ASS!!!! FREE!!!!!!

WE WERE LIKE FUCKING RATS, LOOKING FOR ANYTHING WE COULD TAKE! WE DIDNT CARE IF WE WANTED THEM, WE JUST TOOK IT! WE WILL SORT THEM OUT LATER!!

WE MET UP WITH VIC, AND HEADED TO OUR FINAL 2 PANELS, "PUNISHER WAR ZONE" AND THE "SAW 5" PANEL. OK, SO HERE THET DEBUTED THE WORLD PREMIER TRAILER, AND I GOTTA SAY, THAT SHIT LOOKS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!! MARVEL LOOKS LIKE IT MAY BE 3 FOR 3 ON THEIR COMIC MOVIES! JULIE BENZ IS IN IT! ::SIGH:: (SHES A BUFFY AND ANGEL VET) GOTTA LOVE HER! HOT! HOT! HOT!!!

AFTER THE TRAILER THEY SHOWED US A MUSIC VIDEO THEY MADE USING SCENES FROM THE FILM, AND HOLY SHIT!!!! SEEING FRANK CASTLE SHOVE THE FOOT OF A CHAIR TO A GUYS FACE, BASHING IT IN IS PRICELESS!!!!! SEEING HIM PUNCH A GUY, BASHING HIS HEAD IN AS WELL WAS A SIGHT TO SEE! NOW THIS IS THE PUNISHER!!! DARK, GRITTY, AND SET IN NEW YORK!! IM VERY IMPRESSED!! THEY ARE FINALLY DOING IT RIGHT!!! FUCKING AWESOME!!! CANT WAIT TILL DECEMBER!!!!

SO AFTER THIS, OUR LAST PANEL OF THE DAY. SAW 5. NOW, YOU MAY BE WONDERING....WHY THE FUCK WOULD U GO WATCH THESE PANELS WHEN U COLD BE SEEING OTHER THINGS? TODAY IS A BLAH DAY! THEY DIDNT REALLY HAVE GOOD STUFF TODAY. TOMORROW IS TEH DAY THE GOOD SHIT BEGINS!!!!!!!

ANYWAYS, THEY SHOWED SOME SCENES AND A TEASER. MEH! THE SCENE WAS GOOD......BUT THEY R ON THE 5TH MOVIE.... THEY KEEP DRAGGING THIS SHIT.... I DUNNO....

SO ONCE IT WAS OVER, WE HEADED BACK TO THE HOTEL.

WE DIDNT MEET UP WITH OUR PARTNER FROM TEAM FREE STUFF!

OH! WE DID GO TO DARK HORSE AGAIN AND GOT MORE RAFFLE TICKETS FOR JOSS WHEDON!

NOW I HAVE 6 OF EM!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

SO WE HEADED BACK TO OUR HOTEL . ME AND KIDVIC HEADED TO THE LOBBY TO HEAT UP OUR DINNER, WHEN SOME DRUNK GUY TOOK ONE PEICE OF KIDVICS CHICKEN. ILL TYPE THAT STORY LATER THO!

GUNNA FINISH SOME OTHER SHIT....OK THATS A LIE! IMMA GO ONLINE!

CATCH YA TOMORROW WITH MORE POSTS!

ILL UPDATE MORE OFTEN CUZ WE WILL BE STUCK IN HALL H ALL FUCKING DAY!

KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!!

WATCHMEN, KEVIN SMITH, PINEAPPLE EXPRESS, WOLFMAN, TRAILER PARK AMONG OTHER SHIT!

FUCK YEAH!

PEACE OUT BITCHES!

COMIC-CON ADVENTURES! (UPDATE)

OK, SO ITS 15 PAST 1AM.

IM NOT SLEEPY.....

I GOTTA GET UP IN A FEW HOURS TO GET READY FOR THE SECOND DAY AT COMIC-CON.

AINT THAT A BITCH!!!!!

I WAS TEXTING WITH JEFF AND HE ASKED ME ABOUT THE ROOM.

IT IS BETTER THAN THE ROOM WE HAD LAST YEAR......

MUCH CLEANER.....THE BATHROOM ALONE IS SOMETHING TO GLOAT ABOUT.

THIS TIME THERE ISNT SOME KIND OF BUG CRAWLING IN THE SHOWER!

I HOPE TOMORROW IS A GOOD DAY.

IT SHOULD BE.. ITS GUNNA BE LONG, BUT WHATEVER.

NOW, I HAVNT BOUGHT ANY COMICS YET, WHICH SUX, BUT I KNOW THAT COME SUNDAY, THATS WHEN ILL START BARGAINING WITH PPLE AND GET MORE COMICS THAT WAY.

I JUST TEXT BRENDA, AND THAT BITCH IS ON CRACK!!!

BUT I FUCKIN LOVE HER FOR IT,

BITCH IS HARDCORE!

MAD PROPS TO HER!!!!! (HI BRENDA!!!!)

AS I TYPE, VIC IS GOING TO SLEEP. MOFO SNORES, SO IT WILL BE FUNNY SEEING KIDVIC TRY TO KNOCK OUT. ILL RECORD IT!

WELL I GUESS ITS TIME FOR ME TO TRY AND KNOCK OUT..

IMMA JUST LISTEN TO MUSIC! FUCK THAT SHIT!

MY GOAL TOMORROW IS TO GET THAT DAMN BUFFY/ANGEL/KRISTEN BELL BAG!!

KIDVIC IS SHOWERING....OR AT LEAST THE WATER IS RUNNING AND HES JUST SITTING IN THE SHITTER......WHO KNOWS!

APPARENTLY, THE PPLE NEXT DOOR TO US WERE HAVING SEX! AT LEAST SOEONE HERE IS GETTING SOME!

WHACK!!!!!!!!!

MAYBE THEY NEED COMPANY...... ^_^

KEEP CHECKING FOR UPDATES!

CATCH YA LATER!

COMIC-CON ADVENTURES!

HEY ALL!

IM HERE AT SAN DIEGO, ENJOYING MY YEARLY TRIP HERE TO COMIC-CON!!!!!

ITS GEEK HEAVEN, AND I JUST CROSSED THE GOLDEN GATES!!!

IT WAS A LONG DAY, LEAVING HOME, GOING TO THE COMIC STORE, HEADING TO THE HOTEL, THEN RALPH'S, THEN BACK TO THE HOTEL TO EAT, AND FINALLY HEAD OUT TO GET OUR BADGES!!

WE ARE 1.2 MILES AWAY FROM THE CONVENTION CENTER, WHICH IS NOT BAD.

WE WALKED IT!!!!!

GOOD WORKOUT!

WELL WE WERE IN LINE AND ALTHOUGH WE WERE PRETTY FAR BACK, ABOUT HALF AN HOUR LATER THE LINE TURNED TO LIKE 2 MILES LONG......IT WAS INSANE!!!!!!

ONE WE GOT OUR BADGES, WE WERE OFF!!!

FREE STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE RAIDED BOOTHS TRYING TO GET AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!

OK, SO IF U KNOW ME, U KNOW IM THE BIGGEST BUFFY,ANGEL, FIREFLY, FAN. ANYTHING TO DO WITH JOSS WHEDON, IM THERE!!!

HE IS HAVING A SIGNING ON FRIDAY WITH THE CAST OF DR. HORRIBLE'S SING ALONG BLOG! (CAST INCLUDES THE AWESOME NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, NATHON FILLION, AND FELICIA DAY) I SOOOOOO WANT TO ATTEND

SINCE VIC AND KIDVIC(THE GUYS I CAME WITH) ARE NOT BIG WHEDON FANS, I TOLD THEM TO GET A RAFFLE TICKET AND GIVE IT TO ME! MY CHANCES JUST WENT UP!!!! I WANT IT SOOOOO BAD!!!!

I KNOW IM NOT GUNNNA GET IT, BUT A BOY CAN HOPE!!!

ANYWAYS, I DIGRESS......SO AFTER GETTING A SHIT LOAD OF FREE STUFF, WE WALKED AROUND AND SIGNED A MEMORIAL BOOK DEDICATED TO MICHAEL TURNER (RIP) I LOVED THAT PEOPLE HAD RESPECT FOR IT AND NOT TAGGED OF FUCKED AROUND WITH IT!

WE GOT SOME STAR TREK POSTERS, WHICH I MAY SELL ON EBAY, OF SEND TO MY NEPHEW IN OREGON, WHO IS A TREKKIE!

WE GOT SOME KOOL AS SPIDER-MAN FLASHLIGHT!!!!

BREE CALLED ME (HI BREE!!!!) AND WE CHATTED FOR A BIT...

SHE IS NOW OUTSIDE THE CONVENTION CENTER IN THE LINE FOR HALL H, WHERE SHE WILL SEE THE TWILIGHT PANEL LATER TOMORROW.

SO WE CAME BACK TO OUT HOTEL AND ATE, AND NOW HERE I AM TYPING AWAY!

IM MAKING A VLOG, BUT I HAVE TO EDIT IT AND IM TOO LAZY! ILL DO ONE TOMORROW WHEN MORE INTERESTING THINGS HAPPEN AND WHEN I HAVE MORE THINGS TO SHOW THAT I RECORDED!

IM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!

MY FINAL!

THIS IS SO LAME! I HAVE A FINAL EXAM TOMORROW MORNING AND I DONT REALLY WANNA STUDY OR DO SHIT FOR THE CLASS!

WHY? I HAVE A FUCKIN "A" IN THE CLASS RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO MAINTAIN IT, BUT MEH!

I DONT REALLY CARE. I JUST WANT THE DAMN CLASS TO BE OVER!

I CANT WAIT TILL ITS ALL OVER.

SO LIKE A DUMBASS THAT I AM, I GET OUT OF CLASS TODAY AND ZOOM TO MY COMIC STORE. I WALK IN AND THE NEW GUY IS GETTING MY COMICS FROM MY PULL LIST, WHEN HE TURNS TO ME AND SAYS "YOU DONT HAVE ANYTHING THIS WEEK"

IN MY HEAD IM THINKING WTF! I KNOW SECRET INVASION COMES OUT TODAY.

BEFORE I SAY ANYTHING, HE SAYS "NEW BOOKS COME OUT TOMORROW FOR THIS WEEK BECAUSE OF THE 4TH OF JULY HOLIDAY!"

NOW AINT THAT A BITCH!

I USUALLY AM GOOD WITH THINGS LIKE THIS. FUCKING BIO CLASS HAS ME ALL DAZED AND CONFUSED.

I WASTED MY DAMN GAS TO GO THERE. AINT THAT A BITCH! NOW IMMA HAVE TO GO BACK TOMORROW AND GET THIS WEEKS ISSUES.

SECRET INVASION #4 BETTER BE FUCKING WORTH IT!

IM MAD NOW!

RANT!

I AM JUST ABOUT TO FINISH SUMMER SCHOOL THIS THURSDAY.

THANK GOD!

BUT THERE ARE 2 PEOPLE IN CLASS THAT ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF ME!

AND NOT ANNOY LIKE UGH, BUT ANNOY LIKE I WANT TO RIP MY FUCKING EYES OUT!!

THANKFULLY ONE OF THE GUYS LEFT. ILL JUST TALK ABOUT HIM.....

WHY DID HE ANNOY ME??

U KNOW THOSE PPLE IN CLASS THAT ACT LIKE THEY ARE THE SMARTEST STUDENTS?

WELL THAT WAS HIM THE FIRST WEEK, ALWAYS ANSWERING THE QUESTIONS (WRONG I MAY ADD) AND MAKING LAME AND UNFUNNY JOKES AND COMMENTS.

I TRIED BRUSHING IT OFF.....THAT'S WHEN THAT MUTHAFUCKA DECIDES TO SIT NEXT TO ME! (THANX KARILO! THANX A LOT!!!) I THOUGHT I WOULD BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT.....THEN HE STARTED TALKING TO ME LIKE I WAS HIS BEST FRIEND.

NOW I DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO BE A DICK, BUT WHEN HE STARTED ASKING ME THINGS LIKE "CAN I ASK YOU A SERIOUS QUESTION.......WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE TO BE AN ALBINO??" AT FIRST I LOOKED AT HIM WITH A WTF FACE, THEN HE BEGAN TO PAT ME IN THE BACK AND LAUGH. I SMILED, AND JUST LET IT GO.......

IT GETS WORSE!

DURING OUR BREAK HE BEGAN ASKING QUESTION, AFTER QUESTION, AFTER QUESTION. SWEET JEEBUS!!!! I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD EVER END!!! I POLITELY SMILED AND NODDED HERE AND THERE TRYING NOT TO BE RUDE.

THE PROFESSOR STARTED TALKING ABOUT GENES, AND WAS USING A CHICKEN AS AN EXAMPLE, WHEN THIS DUMB FUCK, (YES I SAID IT.... DUMB FUCK!!) TURNS TO ME AND SAYS "I LIKE MY CHICKEN FRIED....WHAT ABOUT U? DO U LIKE IT FRIED?"

OK SERIOUSLY......WTF! IS HE LIKE SPECIAL?!?!?

SOME FRIENDS I MADE THAT SIT BEHIND ME WERE LAUGHING LIKE CRAZY. HE WAS LAUGHING TOO AND THEN JUST STOPPED AND LOOKED AT ME WITH THIS PSYCHO KILLER FACE!

I SWEAR, I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO PULL OUT A KNIFE AND STAB THE SHIT OUT OF ME!

HE FOUND THE CLASS TOO HARD AND DROPPED IT. YAY FOR ME!!! NOW I HAVE THE SEAT NEXT TO ME EMPTY!!

THAT MAKES ME HAPPY!

90'S FLASHBACK

SO I WAS JUST ON WWW.SURFTHECHANNEL.COM, AND I BEGAN WATCHING GHOSTWRITER. THAT SHIT BROUGHT BACK MEMORIES!!!! IT WAS THE MOST HORRIBLE PREMISE EVER, BUT I ENJOYED IT LIKE CRAZY. DAMN PBS!

THEN I STARTED WATCHING THE CLASSIC SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS AFTER THAT.....

BATMAN, THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN, X-MEN.......GOD I LOVED SATURDAY MORNING IN THE 90'S!!!

^_^

STARVING

I AM FUCKING HUNGRY!!!

I HAVE A DOCTORS APPOINTMENT TOMORROW, AND THEY R GUNNA CHECK MY STOMACH. THEY PUT ME ON A STRICT LIQUID DIET. FUCK THAT! IM A FATASS AND I WANNA EAT!

IM SAD.

AND TO MAKE IT WORSE..... MY MOM MADE MY FAVORITE....LASAGNA!!

:0(

COMIC-CON COUNTDOWN

COMIC-CON IS UPON US....A LITTLE OVER A MONTH LEFT.......

I CAN FEEL IT CREEPIN UP ALREADY.

I AIN'T READY FOR IT!

THERE IS STILL LOTS TO DO AND LOTS TO PLAN.

::SIGH::

BUT I AM VERY EXCITED!

IT WILL BE BETTER THAN LAST YEAR.....HANDS DOWN!!!!


BTW, I NEED TO PUT MORE PIX IN MY POSTS......

THEY ARE STARTING TO LOOK DULL!

:0/

TWILIGHT-ERS!

I HAVE BEEN TELLING BREE THAT I WOULD JUMP ON THE TWILIGHT BANDWAGON AND READ THE BOOKS.......

HAVE I STARTED? NO!

WILL I? YES!


MY DAMN BIO CLASS IS TAKING UP MOST OF MY SUMMER DAYS! THANK GOD ITS ALMOST OVER! AS SOON AS I FINISH, I WILL START! AND IF I DON'T, THEN BREE......I WILL TAKE YOU TO LUNCH!!!!!

^_^

GO CHECK OUT HER SITE... SHE BEGAN BLOGGING RECENTLY. ITS TWILIGHT CENTRAL!

BREE'S BLOG!!

WORD OF ADVISE...... DON'T TALK SHIT!!! I'VE HEARD STORIES AND LETS JUST SAY U DON'T WANNA MESS WITH ANY OF THEM.

TEAM TWILIGHT!!!

^_^

SKRULL WATCH!

WOLVERINE AND MS. MARVEL
LETS DISCUSS MS. MARVEL. KIDVIC, THIS SECTION IS FOR YOU...... OK, SO IN HER OWN SERIES, WE FIND OUT THAT THERE IS A MS. MARVEL SKRULL IMPOSTOR ON THE LOOSE. BITCH HAS BEEN DOING SOME CRAZY STUFF THAT IS OUT OF CHARACTER..... SHE FUCKED WONDER MAN! YES......FUCKED WONDER MAN.... (LET IT SINK IN KIDVIC!) DID IT MAKE SENSE? NOT REALLY.... SEX IS ALWAYS AWESOME IN COMICS, BUT IT WAS OUT OF NOWHERE AND OUT OF CHARACTER. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT IF MY EYE THEORY HOLDS, THEN SHE IS A SKRULL CUZ THAT BITCH HAS BLUE EYES!

HERE IS THE BIG ONE.....WOLVERINE...
AS I SAID BEFORE, I BEGAN RE-READING THE TIE INS, AND IN AN INTERVIEW, BENDIS (STORY WRITER) STATED THAT THERE ARE A LOT OF CLUES IN THE FIRST ARC OF THE NEW AVENGERS. THATS WHERE I BEGAN. WOLVERINE JOINS THE NEW AVENGERS BETWEEN ISSUES 3 AND 4. HE WAS RECRUITED FOR BEING IN THE SAVAGE LAND WHEN THE NEW AVENGERS WERE THERE. I FORGOT WHO ASKED, BUT THEY ASKED HIM WHAT HE WAS DOING THERE. HE DIDNT REALLY SAY, WHICH I FOUND ODD. LOOKING BACK, IT SEEMED LIKE HE WAS THERE BECAUSE HE KNEW THE NEW AVENGERS WERE GUNNA BE THERE OR HE HAD SOME PRIOR KNOWLEDGE OF SOMETHING. I WAS TALKING TO A FRIEND ABOUT THIS AND HE TOLD ME THAT HE READ SOMEWHERE THAT LOGANS EYES ARE BROWN.. NOW ISNT THAT INTERESTING............. IMMA GO OUT ON A LIMB AND SAY THAT WOLVERINE IS A SKRULL..... YES I CALL IT! WOLVERINE=SKRULL!!!! IS THE REAL WOLVERINE OUT SOMEWHERE ON A MISSION? DID THEY CAPTURE HIM? WHOP KNOWS, BUT ILL STICK WITH MY THEORY.

HEROES OF THE 70'S
AS YOU MAY KNOW (OR NOT) OUR HEROES IN THE SAVAGE LAND OPENED UP THE SKRULL SHIP THAT FELL FROM THE SKY. ONCE THEY OPENED IT, SHITLOADS OF CHARACTERS CAME OUT.... ALL DRESSED FROM THEIR 70'S ERA. I THINK THESE HEROES ARE MIXED WITH THE REAL ONES AND FAKE SKRULL IMPOSTERS. THE ONES THAT THE SKRULLS KIDNAPPED WERE HELP SOMEWHERE, AND THEY PLANTED SKRULLS AMONG THEM TO PSYCH THEM OUT. THUS WHEN THEY LANDED BACK ON EARTH, THEY ALL BELIEVE THEY ARE THE REAL ONES, WHEN SOME ARE NOT. WHY DO THIS? TO KEEP AN EYE OUT ON WHAT THEY ARE ALL DOING. TO DISTRACT THEM AND GET THEM KILLED, OR SIMPLY TO JUST MAKE THEM LOSE TRUST AMONGST EACH OTHER. LETS GET TO THE LIST OF THESE CHARACTERS...

1.SPIDER-MAN- REVEALED TO BE A SKRULL. MAKES SENSE TOO, BECAUSE ALL THE "ONE MORE DAY" AND "BRAND NEW DAY" WOULD BE FOR NOTHING. BESIDES, IT WOULD TAKE AWAY FROM ALL THAT SPIDEY HAS DONE AND BEEN TRHOUGH SINCE THE 70'S AND IT WOULD JUST MAKE IT ALL BULLSHIT! GLAD 70'S ERA SPIDEY IS A SKRULL

2.LUKE CAGE- I THINK HE MAY BE A SKRULL. WHY? I DUNNO I JUST THINK HE IS.

3. EMMA FROST(THE WHITE QUEEN)- I THINK SHE MAY BE THE REAL ONE. FIRST OF ALL, SHE WAS A VILLAIN. SHE THEN TURNED GOOD AND BECAME CO-HEADMISTRESS OF THE XAVIER INSTITUTE. ALTHOUGH IT IS POSSIBLE TO CHANGE SIDES, WITH HER......I DUNNO. BESIDES IT GIVES CYCLOPSE MORE OF A STORY IF TRUE.

4. THOR- WITHOUT A DOUBT A SKRULL!! THEY JUST BROUGHT HIM BACK IN A NEW SERIES. IT WOULD BE STUPID TO MAKE HIM A SKRULL

5.BEAST- I BELIEVE HE MAY BE THE REAL ONE. I KNOW THE POWERS THAT BE AT MARVEL HAVE BEEN WANTED TO REVERT BEAST TO HIS OLD APE-LIKE APPEARANCE. WHAT A GREAT WAY TO DO IT. IF HE IS THE REAL ONE, THEN THE IMPOSTER THAT IS IN THE INSTITUTE IS IN A VERY GOOD POSITION TO DO MUCH DAMAGE AS THE X-MEN GO TO BEAST FOR MANY THINGS.

6. WONDER MAN- SKRULL. I DONT SEE A REASON WHY THEY WOULD REPLACE HIM. HE CANT DO MUCH DAMAGE CONSIDERING HES NOT ON THE A-LIST ROSTER.

7. SUE STORM- IT WOULD MAJKE FOR SOME GREAT F4 STORIES IF SHE TURNED OUT TO BE THE REAL DEAL. SO FOR THE SAKE OF WONDERING WHAT THE REST OF HER TEAM WOULD DO, ILL SAY SHES THE REAL DEAL.

8.JEAN GREY (PHOENIX)- I LOVE THE PHOENIX!! THEY ALWAYS KILL AND RESSURECT HER. HOW AWESOME WOULD IT BE IF SHE WERE THE REAL JEAN GREY! PHOENIX WOULD BE BACK! I WANT HER BACK! BESIDES, HOW TORN WOULD SCOTT SUMMERS BE CONSIDERING HE IS NOW FUCKIN EMMA FROST.... THE STORIES!!!!! I JUST WANT PHOENIX BACK! MAKE HER THE REAL DEAL MARVEL!!!! AND DONT FUCKIN KILL HER AGAIN! UR JUST GUNNA END UP BRINGING HER BACK IN SOME LAME WAY! THIS WOULD BE AN AWESOME WAY TO BRING HER BACK INTO THE FOLD!

9. IRON MAN-......CAN GO BOTH WAYS. I DO BELIEVE THE 70'S ERA IRON MAN IS A SKRULL THO. HE HAS DONE TOO MUCH IN THE MARVEK UNIVERSE. THE CIVIL WAR STORY WOULD JUST NOT HAVE AS MUCH OF AN IMPACT.

10.MS. MARVEL- SKRULL FOR SURE. THERE ARE ALREADY 2 OUT IN THE MARVEL UNIVERSE. WHY WOULD THEY MAKE 2 SKRULLS OF HER? IT WOULD BE STUPID.

11. CAPTAIN AMERICA- SKRULL! THE "DEATH OF CAP" WAS A HUUUUUGE STORY. I DONT THINK MARVEL WOULD FUCK UP WHAT IS SURE TO BE A CLASSIC STORY FOR THE SAKE OF JUST BRINGING HIM BACK. I WOULD BE DISSAPOINTED!

12. MOCKINGBIRD- DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HER OR CARE FOR HER, AND I DONT GIVE A RATS ASS!

13. VISION- SKRULL! VISON IS A ROBOT.....WHY MAKE A SKRULL OF HIM?

14. SCARLET WITCH- SKRULL! SHE SINGLE HANDEDLY BROKE UP THE AVENGERS, AND MADE OUR HEROES GO THROUGH THE "HOUSE OF M" STORYLINE. SHE DRASTICALLY DECREASED THE MUTANT POPULATION. I DOUBT A SKRULL CAN MIMIC HER POWER TO THAT LEVEL.

15. HAWKEYE- POOR GUY! HE DIED, WAS BROUGHT BACK. DIED AGAIN, AND BROUGHT BACK! JUST CUZ I FEEL BAD FOR HIM, ILL SAY HES THE REAL DEAL.

SKRULL WATCH!

SECRET INVASION IS NOW ON ITS THIRD ISSUE (4TH COMING IN LESS THAN 2 WEEKS) INSTEAD OF REVIEWING THEM, I FIGURED I WOULD JUST ANALYZE THE ISSUES AND GIVE MY THEORIES AND PREDICTIONS. THERE ARE SPOILERS....YOU'VE BEEN WARNED....

THEM CRAZY BLUE EYES!!
I WAS ORGANIZING MY COMICS TODAY AND DECIDED TO RE-READ SECRET INVASION AND SOME OF THE TIE-INS. I DUNNO WHY, BUT I NOTICED THAT THE DAMN HEROES THAT HAVE BEEN REVEALED AS SKRULLS HAVE BLUE EYES. IS IT JUST A MERE COINCIDENCE? WHO KNOWS..... BUT I MAY HAVE STUMBLED UPON SOMETHING. THE REASON I BELIEVE ITS SIGNIFICANT IS BECAUSE LEINIL FRANCIS YU (HE DRAWS THE ART) HAS MANY CLOSE UP SHOTS OF FACES AND FOCUSES ON THE EYES. HERE IS WHERE MY THEORY COMES INTO PLAY. WHAT ID THE SKRULLS MANAGED TO MASTER THEIR SHAPE-SHIFTING ABILITIES, BUT WITH A WEAKNESS.....A FLAW IN THEIR BRILLIANT WORLD DOMINATION PLAN. WHAT IF THEY WERE UNABLE TO DUPLICATE EYE COLORS? SOUNDS STUPID?? STAY WITH ME.... WHAT IF THEY WERE NOT ABLE TO DO IT, AND ALL SKRULLS ON EARTH HAVE BLUE COLORED EYES..... SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT.....

LETS ASSUME THAT THIS IS THE CASE.........HERE ARE A LIST OF POSSIBLE SKRULLS YET TO BE REVEALED......
1. TONY STARK (IRON MAN)
2. S.W.O.R.D. AGENT #552
3.MS. MARVEL (ILL TALK ABOUT THIS A BIT MORE IN A BIT.....)
5. THE BIG ONE....... WOLVERINE!!!!!! (WILL DISCUSS MORE LATER...)

DEAR VANESSA....

I JUST BEAT CRAZY CUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!

HA HA!

YOUTUBE AND THE FUTURE

SO I HAVE A YOUTUBE ACCOUNT, AS U CAN SEE FROM THE VIDEOS I POSTED ON HERE. I AM ADDICTED TO YOUTUBE, BECAUSE COME ON....LETS FACE IT......ITS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!

BUT I DON'T THINK I HAVE EVER BEEN AS ADDICTED TO IT AS I AM NOW....

I DON'T EVEN HAVE A REASON TO GO ON IT, YET I FIND MYSELF TYPING WWW.YOUTUBE.COM.

I WAS ORIGINALLY GUNNA START VLOGGING AND USE THAT AS MY BLOG, BUT I'M NOT QUITE READY TO DO THAT YET.

I DO HAVE SOME STUFF THAT I WANNA POST ON HERE......SOME INTERESTING STUFF.....VIDEOS, AND STORIES......WITH PICTURES!! YAY! WHO DOESN'T LIKE PICTURES?? RIGHT??

I CAN'T SAY I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO WORK ON THEM, BECAUSE I CAN MOVE SOME STUFF AROUND AND MANAGE TO FIND THE TIME AND DO THEM, I JUST DON'T. I'M TRYING TO WORK ON THAT THO!

I'M ALSO STILL LEARNING TO USE MY NEW EDITING PROGRAM.... I GOT THE BASICS DOWN....ITS JUST INCORPORATING THE COOLER AND KICK-ASS THINGS THAT'S A BITCH TO DO!

GOD, I LOVE NETFLIX!

SO, IM ABOUT TO WATCH CAPTIVITY. I GOT THE DVD LIKE A WEEK AGO FROM NETFLIX. I DIDNT WANT TO SPEND MY MONEY ON THIS MOVIE WHEN IT CAME OUT IN THEATERS. KIDVIC AND I NAMED THESE TYPES OF MOVIES, NETFLIX MOVIES. I KNOW ITS GUNNA SUCK ASS, BUT MEH!

ANYWAY, I BEGAN WATCHING THE SHOWTIME SHOW DEXTER ON NETFLIX'S INSTANT BROWSE. SO KOOL THAT I CAN JUST CLICK PLAY AND WATCH MOVIES AND TV SHOWS! SO AWESOME!!!

DEXTER HAS BEEN GROWING ON ME AND IS NOW ONE OF MY FAV SHOWS. ITS REALLY GOOD.

NETFLIX RECENTLY RELEASED A STATEMENT SAYING THEY WILL RELEASE A DEVICE CONNECTING TO UR TV, AND U WILL BE ABLE TO WATCH MOVIES AND TV SHOWS INSTANTLY, WITHOUT HAVING TO WAIT FOR THEM TO ARRIVE... SO FUCKIN RAD!!!!! ILL BE ABLE TO HAVE MOVIE NIGHTS AND WE WILL AHVE A DIVERSE SELECTION OF MOVIES!!! KICK ASS!!!!!!

ILL PROLY END UP HAVING THEMED MOVIE NIGHTS!

CANT WAIT....

IM 1/3 PAYING ATTENTION TO THE MOVIE, 1/3 TYPING THIS SHIT, AND THE OTHER 1/3 TEXTING... GOD I LOVE MULTI-TASKING!

I HOPE ELISHA CUTHBURT'S CHARACTER DIES....

MEET MEATBALLS!

SO MY FUTURE WIFE (SHE JUST DOESN'T KNOW IT YET) BOUGHT HERSELF A PUP A WHILE BACK...

THE PUP GREW.....FAST!

MEET MEATBALLS!!




I WANT TO KIDNAP HER....AND I AM!!!!

APPARENTLY THIS LIL PUP HAS TURNED VICIOUS!!!!!

HERE IS ONE THING VEGA HAS TOLD ME ABOUT HER....

AND I QUOTE, "she keeps trying to bite me. I think she hates me. my arms looks as if i cut myself. its trippy she always goes crazy when it reaches 10 pm."

SHE ALSO SAID THAT AT NITE, SHE BITES AND YANKS HER HAIR...

TEAM MEATBALLS!!!!

ONE HAIL OF A DAY

JEFF CALLS ME UP AND ASKS ME FOR A FAVOR. AT FIRST I COULDN'T, BUT THEN I MANAGED TO SWITCH SOME THINGS AROUND TO HELP HIM OUT.

OFF WE WENT!

WE WERE DRIVING ON THE FREEWAY LOOKING AT DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES WHEN WE THOUGHT ABOUT FUTURE PLANS.

DRIVING ALONG THE I-10, WE NOTICED THE SKY TOWARDS THE NORTHERN END A DARK GRAYISH COLOR.....NEARLY BLACK! WE LOOK SOUTHBOUND, AND NOTICE THE SKY A LIGHT GRAY. IT WAS KINDA TRIPPY.

WE REACHED OUR DESTINATION NEAR EL MONTE AND WAITED FOR A WHILE, WHILE THINGS WERE BEING PROCESSED. THEY TOLD US IT WOULD BE LIKE 15 MINUTES. WE DECIDED TO WAITE OUTSIDE, WHEN IT STARTED RAINING...MORE LIKE SPRINKLING. WE KEPT HEARING THUNDER AND SAW LIGHTENING FOR A WHILE. WE DECIDED TO WAIT IN MY CAR, SINCE THE RAIN BEGAN TO PICK UP, AND LIKE 10 MINUTES LATER IT STARTED POURING. POURING LIKE CRAZY!!

"DUDE, ITS HAILING!!" JEFF SAID.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP FOO, U SERIOUS?" I REPLIED.

"LOOK," HE SAID.

THAT'S WHEN I NOTICED A FEW TINY PIECES OF ICE ON THE FLOOR. WE WERE BOTH JUST SITTING IN THE CAR LOOKING AROUND. IT WAS POURING HARD, AND HAILING A BIT. WE CAN HEAR THE ICE HIT MY CAR. THE NOISE STARTED GETTING A BIT LOUDER.

"DUDE, THEY ARE GETTING BIGGER.." JEFF SAID

"REALLY?" I ASKED

"YEAH, LOOK AT THAT ONE OVER THERE..." HE ANSWERED.

"OH YEAH, THAT ONE IS A BIT BIGGER," I RESPONDED.

"THEY R BIG........LIKE MY PENIS!" HE JOKED.

"THEY ARE PRETTY SMALL, DUDE..." I ANSWERED



IT BEGAN RAINING HARDER, AND MORE HAIL BEGAN FALLING.......IN A MATTER OF LIKE 5 SECONDS, THE HAIL OVERTOOK THE RAIN....ICE BEGAN FALLING LIKE CRAZY. CARS WERE PULLING OVER TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, NOT KNOWING WHAT ELSE TO DO.0 JEFF AND I WERE SHOCKED AT WHAT WE WERE WITNESSING. THE GROUND BEGAN TO TURN WHITE!!!! RAIN WAS STILL COMING DOWN AS WELL, AND ALL I THOUGHT WAS.... A HUGE FUCKING BOULDER-LIKE ICE BALL IS GUNNA HIT MY CAR AND DESTROY IT! (I KNOW, I KNOW.....I'M JUST BEING DRAMATIC!)

I DROVE OUT OF THE OPEN SPACE I WAS IN AND PARKED UNDER A HUGE PINE TREE TRYING TO LESSEN THE DAMAGE TO MY CAR...

"DAAAAAAAAAMN!"

"WTF!! CRAZY!"

THIS IS CRAZY DUDE!!!! CRAZY!!!"

"WOW, SO THIS WAS HOW IT WAS LIKE IN COMPTON!"

THEN, SOMETHING HUGE HIT THE ROOF OF MY CAR..... MY FIRST THOUGHT.....THE FUCKING BOULDER!!! HA HA!

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?" I ASKED

"I THINK IT WAS A BRANCH......ITS HITTING US A BIT LESS HERE THO!" JEFF ANSWERED

I SAW THE STREETS COVERED IN ICE, AND DIDN'T THINK ABOUT TAKING A PICTURE THEN.... AS THE RAIN BEGAN TO OVERTAKE THE HAIL, I GOT MY IPHONE OUT AND BEGAN TAKING PIX. AT THIS POINT, MOST OF THE RAIN BEGAN MELTING AND WASHING IT AWAY.....


WE WERE BOTH JUST TRIPPING OUT.....

IT WAS FUCKING COOL THO!

NEVER BEEN THRU SOMETHING LIKE THAT B4.

AS I WAS DRIVING BACK HOME, I NOTICED THAT THE SKIES WERE GETTING LIGHTER, AND THE ROADS WERE NOT AS WET. IT MADE ME WONDER IF THIS HAPPENED OVER HERE.....

WHAT A DAY! CANT WAIT FOR THE HIMYM (HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER) MARATHON LATER TONIGHT!!!!!!

WEEKEND UPDATE: PART III

SO SATURDAY NIGHT, WE WENT OFF TO JUSTINE'S GRAD PARTY IN WHITTIER!

WE HAD OURSELVES A GREAT TIME!

I WAS ANXIOUS TO SEE CASSEY. HADN'T SEEN HER IN A LOOONG WHILE! WE GOT THERE, CONGRATULATED JUSTINE, SAID HI TO CASSEY,ILIANA, AND OSCAR.

AS THE NIGHT WENT ON, IT GOT BETTER AND BETTER! ILL BE BRIEF WITH THE NIGHTS EVENTS, CUZ IM ON MY WAY OUT!

WE DANCED, WATCHED AS KARILO, WHO HAD A BOTTLE BETWEEN HIS LEGS, BACK HIS SHIT UP INTO ANOTHER GUYS CROTCH TRYING TO PASS THE BOTTLE TO HIM!! ME AND NESSY BURST INTO LAUGHTER! KARILO THOUGHT IT WAS THE GUYS WIFE....HE BROKE UP THAT MARRIAGE!!!

SO WE DANCED AS THE DJ BEGAN GIVING PPLE NAMES....... HE ALSO BEGAN YELLING "GO YASTIN! GO YASTINE! GO YASTIN!!" WHICH WAS HILARIOUS!

AS THE NIGHT BEGAN TO END, WE STARTED TAKING PIX.








TOWARDS THE END OF THE NIGHT, OSCAR BEGAN THROWING SUGAR, WATER, AND CHIPS AT PEOPLE, AND SOMETIME BETWEEN THEN AND B4 WE HEADED HOME THIS HAPPENED TO KARILO.......


LIKE I SAID EARLIER, WE HAD A GREAT TIME!

BTW, THIS IS THE SECOND TIME NESSY ENDS UP ON THE FLOOR WHEN SHE GOES OUT WITH US.... FIRST TIME, KARILO WAS BUZZIN IT GOOD! DRUNK MAYBE?? AND NOW, SHE TRIED GETTING ON HIS BACK, AND HE TILTED AND BAM! NESSY HIT THE FLOOR!

GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES INDEED!!

WEEKEND UPDATE: PART II

APPARENTLY I'M MARRIED NOW.

TO CELEBRATE THAT GAY AND LESBIAN COUPLES CAN GET MARRIED IN CALIFORNIA, VEGA SAW THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR IT. SHE SCOPED OUT A LOCATION WITH A "76" GAS STATION IN THE BACKGROUND...(HOW TACKY!!)

SHE MADE KARILO THE MINISTER, AND VIC AND I THE GROOM AND GROOM. SHE PHOTOGRAPHED, LAUGHED HER ASS OFF, AND NOW I WANT WEDDING GIFTS!!!!

IM REGISTERED AT COMIC STORES NATION WIDE, AND WOULD GLADLY ACCEPT CASH!!!

SO COUGH THEM UP!!!!!!!!

UPDATE: VIC WAS FOUND FONDLING THE MINISTER AFTER THE CEREMONY AND WE ARE NOW DIVORCED!!

(I'M STILL ACCEPTING PRESENTS...THEY WILL HELP ME COPE WITH THE TRAGIC EVENTS!!!)

WEEKEND UPDATE: PART I

THIS WAS A PRETTY GOOD WEEKEND.

ON FRIDAY, I WENT TO GOLF-N-STUFF WITH KARILO, VIC AND ALEX. APPARENTLY VEGA WASN'T GOOD AT MINIATURE GOLF (THAT LIARFACE!!) SHE ENDED UP WINNING THE DAMN GAME! OUR BALLS GOT STUCK IN THE HAUNTED MANSION HOLE.

B4 OUR GAME BEGAN, VEGA AND KARILO BEGAN ROLLING DOWN A HILL RACING TO SEE WHO CAN MAKE IT DOWN FIRST. HILARIOUS!!!! VIC ALSO SPOTTED A CRICKET/GRASSHOPPER IN THE GROUND AND PROCEEDED TO PICK IT UP. VEGA LOOKED SCARED. VIC TOSSED IT AT HER, AND HILARITY ENSUED. HERE IS THE VIDEO.


VEGA SAW HER CALLING UPON SEEING AN OLD WESTERN TYPE CITY IN I BELIEVE HOLE 8 OR 9. SHE POSED AS A PROSTITUTE.....OR MAYBE AS SOMETHING ELSE, AND BY ME SAYING PROSTITUTE, I JUST MADE HER MAD AT ME! EEK!!!!




TOWARDS THE 17TH HOLE, THERE WAS THIS FISHING SHOP THAT VEGAS AND KARILO HAD TO GET INTO. SO UP THEY CLIMBED. VEGA, TEETERING ON THE EDGE, AND KARILO NOT WANTING TO SIT.


FINISHING OUR GAME, WE ENDED UP HEADING TOWARDS MY CASA TO DRINK AND GET OUR MUNCH ON. WE DECIDED TO CALL CHIVO TO GET HIS ASS OUT OF HIS HOUSE AND COME OVER. MIASSION ACCOMPLISHED! HE WENT! JEFF SHOWED UP LATER, AND WE JUST CHILLED AND HAD A GUYS NITE! UR OFFICIALLY A GUY VEGA! UR PENIS WENT "SKEET SKEET" AND THATS ALL WE NEED TO SEE.

LAUGHING ABOUT OLD SPANISH NOVELAS, HIGH SKOOL CHAT, AND CARTOONS CAPPED THE NIGHT OFF! GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES!

VERY INTERESTING.......

CACHADAS!!!! CACHADAS!!!!!!

THATS ALL THERE IS TO SAY.....

WORD!!!

MARVEL PLANS AN AVENGER-THEMED SUMMER FOR 2011!!!

OK, SO I KNOW IM STILL LATE ON MY IRON MAN REVIEW, BUT NEWS BROKE OUT EARLIER TODAY ABOUT MARVELS UPCOMING MOVIE SCHEDULE!

BASKING IN THE GLOW OF A DOMESTIC $100-PLUS-MILLION OPENING WEEKEND, MARVEL HAS ANNOUNCED AN APRIL 30, 2010 RELEASE DATE FOR IRON MAN 2. (SO EXCITED!!!)

THEN MARVEL HOPES TO RELEASE "THOR," FROM DIRECTOR MATTHEW VAUGHAN (STARDUST), ON JULY 4, 2010. THE COMPANY HAS THEN SET ASIDE 2011 AS AN "AVENGERS"-THEMED SUMMER.

LEADING OFF IS "THE FIRST AVENGER: CAPTAIN AMERICA," SET FOR MAY 6, 2011. A-YET-TO-BE-SPECIFIED JULY 2011 IS EXPECTED FOR "THE AVENGERS." I WOULD BET THAT THEY ARE AIMING FOR A 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND!

THE GEEK IN ME IS SPAZZING FROM EXCITEMENT!!!

NOW THAT MARVEL HAS STARTED MAKING FILMS FROM THEIR OWN PROPERTY, I WOULD ASSUME THEY WONT TRY TO FUCK UP THEIR POTENTIAL FRANCHISES! IF THE WAY MARVEL HANDLED IRON MAN IS ANY INDICATION, THEN I SHOULDNT REALLY WORRY MUCH.....I HOPE......

ALL I KNOW IS THAT MARVEL SHOULD HIRE DIRECTORS THAT FEEL PASSIONATE ABOUT THE COMIC FRANCHISE LIKE JON FAVREAU FELT ABOUT THE IRON MAN COMICS. ITS PEOPLE LIKE THIS THAT MAKE KICK-ASS FILMS!!!! PLUS, MR. FAVREAU EVEN WENT AS FAR AS ASKING FANS FOR THEIR INPUT! GOTTA LOVE THAT!!

LETS HOPE THEY LET HIM HELM THE AVENGERS MOVIE. I FAITH COMPLETE FAITH IN HIM!

NEW COMPUTER

OK, SO MY BRO ORDERED A COMPUTER FOR ME TO USE TO START MAKING MY FILMS! YAY!

IM USING IT NOW.....SO KICK ASS!!!!!!

IN A BIT I WILL LEAVE TO GO SEE THE IRON MAN MOVIE WITH ROSIE, KIDVIC AND JEFF. DANNY MAY JOIN US (STILL WAITING FOR HIS TEXT)

IM SO FUCKIN STOKED ABOUT IT!!!!! SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE SEASON HAS ARRIVED!!!!

YESTERDAY I WENT WITH LULU AND "HER DAUGHTER" (CUTE KID!!!) MILAGROS TO GET SOME BASKIN ROBINS ICE CREAM. SHE TOLD ME THAT EACH SCOOP WAS ONLY 31 CENTS! WHAT A BARGAIN!

WE WENT, ONLY TO FIND IT HELLA PACKED!! LINE WAS LOOOOONG. MILA HAD NVR HAD ICE CREAM B4, SO WE DECIDED TO WAIT IT OUT. WORTH IT! WHO DOIESNT LIKE ICE CREAM?!!?!?!

I ALSO TOOK A PIC OF MILA WITH MY SHADES. SHE IS SOOOO LULU'S PROTEGE.

SHE LOOKS TOUGH!!!! (WILL POST PIC SOON!)

NOW IM OFF TO GET READY FOR IRON MAN!

WOOHOO!

BEEN A WHILE...

OK, SO ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I POSTED MY LAST BLOG. MANY THINGS HAVE HAPPENED....MANY GOOD THINGS!

FIRST OFF, I NOW HAVE A NEW CAMCORDER TO FILM MY UPCOMMING MOVIE! ITS GUNNA BE AWESOME!!! KEEP A LOOK OUT FOR IT.

OK, SO KIDVIC, JEFF AND I HAVE STARTED THIS NEW PROJECT WE WANNA DO..... HOPEFULLY WE WILL START IT THIS WEEKEND. WE R ALL STOKED ABOUT IT..... IF ALL GOES AS PLANNED, I WILL DEBUT THE START OF IT THIS SUNDAY!

VANESSA AND HER GEEK!

OK, SO INSTEAD OF BLOGGING FOR TODAY, I DECIDED TO MAKE A VLOG!

CHECK IT OUT!!!

ROSIES ROADTRIP

ROSIE NEEDED SOME CRAFTS FOR A PROJECT SHES DOING. EARLIER IN THE DAY I HAD TALKED TO VIC AND HE SAID HE WOULD GO WITH US WHEN WE WENT. I PICKED HIM UP AND SOMEHOW JEFF CAME EVEN THOUGH HE WASNT INVITED! HA HA! JUST KIDDING!

OUR FIRST STOP WAS AMAZING COMICS! ROSIE WAS MAKING FUN OF VICS SHOES CUZ THEY WERE SHINY! SHE HAD A GOOD TIME WITH THE GEEKS IN HER LIFE (ALTHOUGH KIDVIC WAS MISSING!)

AFTER SPENDING A WHILE THERE, WE HEADING TO PIZZAMANIA, A PLACE I GO EAT A LOT BY CSULB.

WE GRUBBED AND HEADED TO MICHAEL'S TO BUY THE STUFF ROSIE NEEDED.

ONE RULE I HAVE WHEN PPLE ARE IN MY CAR IS THAT WHEN "PRISONER OF SOCIETY" BY THE LIVING END IS ON, EVERYONE MUST SING OUT LOAD!!! I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF U DONT KNOW THE SONG...U JUST HAVE TO PRETEND TO KNOW IT AND SING ANYWAY! ROSIE, MY OWN BLOOD RELATIVE, BROKE THIS RULE!!! I WILL LET HER SLIDE THO! JUST THIS ONCE!

WE PROCEEDED TO BEST BUY WHERE THE FUN CONTINUED!


VIC HIT JEFF IN THE NUTS, WE SHOPPED AROUND FOR MOVIES AND MADE A VIDEO OF JEFF USING THE IMAC.


HERE IS THE VIDEO!


AFTER BEST BUY, WE CAME TO MY HOUSE TO WATCH "THERE WILL BE BLOOD." AWESOME MOVIE!!

GRUB AND A SHOTGUN

ON SATURDAY NIGHT, OUR PLANS FOR GRUBBIN IN CHINATOWN FELL THRU. WE DECIDED TO GRUB AT THE ELEPHANT BAR. LE GANG INCLUDED ALEX, NESSA, VIC, KARILO, JEFF AND MYSELF. I WONT BORE WITH SPECIFIC DETAILS, BUT RATHER FOCUS ON SOME OF THE HIGHLIGHTS!

- ALEX TOLD US THE STORY OF HOW SHE BROUGHT HER DOG PANCAKE BACK TO LIFE USING CPR

- WHEN ORDERING FOOD, ALEX SAYS "HI, MY NAME IS ALEX AND I WOULD LIKE TO GET...."

- KARILO ATE FOOD!!

- VIC DIDNT GIVE ALEX ANY OF HIS ICE CREAM COOKIE

-ALEX GOT CRAYONS AND MASKS

-KARILO NAMED ALEX LETTUCE WRAPS AND OUR WAITER WAS BUSTING UP WITH LAUGHTER!

AFTER WE ATE, AND HAD A FEW LAUGHS WITH THE WAITER, WE DECIDED TO LEAVE. WE DROPPED OFF THE GALS AND VIC, THEN PROCEEDED TO GO TO ADAMS HOUSE.


WE MET ONE OF BRENDA'S FRIEND, LILY. SHE WAS KOOL

TURNS OUT SHE KNOWS SOME OF MY OLD BEST FRIENDS FROM WHEN I WAS LIKE 6 YEARS OLD! IT WAS CRAZY!

MORE CRAZINESS ENSUED WHEN ADAM'S COUSIN BRENDA BROUGHT OUT A SHOTGUN!

THE FUNNIEST THING OCCURRED WHEN ONE OF THE GUYS THERE TRIED FREESTYLING TO REGGAE....FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!! THAT GUY JUST MOANED TWICE!

ALL IN ALL, I HAD A GOOD TIME!

SOME BITCH STOLE MY PAID CARWASH!

I WENT WITH MY NEICE TO SHELL TO PUT GAS IN MY CAR. I DECIDED TO GET MY CAR WASHED WHILE I WAS THERE.

I PULL UP TO THE CAR WASH AND I SEE THAT THE LADY IN FRONT OF ME WAS DONE. SO I PUT THE CODE INTO THE MACHINE AND THE LADY THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO LEAVE BACKED UP INSTEAD OF GOING FORWARD WHEN IT WAS OVER, SO THE MACHINE STARTED AGAIN!

FUCKIN COOCHIE WAS GETTING MY PAID CAR WASH!!!!!

MY NEICE WAS LAUGHING AND CALLING HER A PENDEJA!

BEFORE I WAS GUNNA GO TALK TO THE MANAGER AT SHELL, THE MAN IN THE CAR BEHIND ME HAD JUST GOTTEN OFF HIS SHIFT AND SAW WHAT HAPPENED. HE WENT AND GOT ME ANOTHER CODE AND WAS MOUTHING OFF STUPID PEOPLE THAT DONT KNOW HOW CAR WASHES WORK.

I HOPE THEY RUN OVER THAT FUCKIN COOCHIE!

IF I EVER SEE HER, ILL HAVE THE PLEASURE OF DOING IT MYSELF!

MOVIE

AS SOME OF U ALREADY KNOW, IM GUNNA START FILMING A SHORT FILM SOON. IM CURRENTLY WORKING ON THE SCRIPT. THE IDEAS ARE MOSTLY MAPPED OUT AND I SHOULD START FILMING SOMETIME THIS WEEK. IT WILL TAKE ME A DAY OR 2 TO EDIT AND GIVE IT THE FINAL TOUCHES. KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR UPDATES!

ITS GUNNA BE AWESOME!!!!!!

SPECIAL THANKS TO KARILO AND VIC FOR HELPING ME OUT!

MY BUFFY PRESENT!

THANK YOU EVELYN!!!!!!

SO NOT TOO LONG AGO, MY BRO CALLED ME SAYING THAT HIS GIRLFRIEND WANTED ME TO GO OUTSIDE.... I WENT THINKING SHE JUST WANTED TO SAY HI. TO MY SURPRISE SHE HAD A BOOK WITH HER.

UPON GREETING HER SHE SAID THAT SHE SAW THE BOOK, THOUGHT ABOUT ME AND BOUGHT IT! ITS A BUFFY BOOK!!! WOOT WOOT!!!! ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME, KNOWS I BOW DOWN TO THIS SHOW! THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST SHOWS EVER!



SERIOUSLY.... EVELYN, I KNOW UR READING THIS.....THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU!!!! THANK YOU!!! YOU FUCKIN ROCK!!!

SHE KNOWS HOW MUCH I LOVE AND PRAISE BUFFY. THE GEEK IN ME WAS PLEASED. SOMETHING NEW IN THE BUFFYVERSE THAT I HAD NOT KNOWN ABOUT.

GREAT PRESENT!

ONCE AGAIN, THANK YOU EVELYN!

^_^

FRIDAY NIGHT SHENANIGANS!

I PICKED UP MY WHORE OF A FRIEND, KARILO, AND OFF WE WERE TO TARGET! I HAD TO RETURN SOME STUFF. WE WENT AROUND THE STORE CHEKCING OUT THE GAMES AND PUZZLES AND THAT WHORE THEN BEGAN TO FALL ASLEEP...

OUR TARGET ADVENTURE WAS OVER, SO ON OUR WAY BACK HOME WE NOTICED SOME LADY ENJOYING HER MCFLURRY LIKE IT WAS HER LAST MEAL!

OFF TO SUBWAY WE WENT, WHEN I HAD THIS BRILLIANT IDEA FOR FILMING A MOVIE!!! MORE DETAILS ABOUT THAT LATER!

SO WE STARTING PLOTTING OUT THE MOVIE. VIC CAME BY, AND HE HELPED. WE WERE WAITING ON LULU CUZ SHE WANTED TO KICK IT.....SHE LAGGED IT!!!!!!!!

WE CALLED VEGA, PICKED HER UP AND OFF WE WENT TO CHILIS! VIC BEGAN DRAWING.....HILARIOUS!!!!!!

HE DREW 2 CHARACTERS FOR MY UPCOMMING MOVIE..... CHECK EM OUT!

HE THEN BEGAN TO DRAW A PENIS! AND ALEX WANTED TO DRAW HER OWN AS WELL....

SUPER PITO WAS BORN!

VIC THEN DREW THE THREE OF US....

I KINDA THINK THAT VIC DREW TINA INSTEAD OF KARILO.....

WE CHILLED THERE FOR A WHILE JUST CHATTING.

VEGA SLIPPED!!!! SHE ATE LIKE 5 WINGS!!!!!!!

SHE TRIED CELERY FOR THE FIRST TIME TOO....

SHE ALSO TOLD US ABOUT HER CAMP ADVENTURES AND ABOUT HER SEEING TOTO WHEN SHE GOT HIGH!

CHATTED SOME MORE, THEN DECIDED TO HEAD HOME.

SATURDAY NIGHT IS A TRIP TO CHINATOWN FOR SOME GRUB WITH MOST OF THE GANG!

LOOKS LIKE ITS GUNNA BE A FUN FILLED EVENING!